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Number One

Power Hoagie's Chron-o-John
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2020 @ 5:44pm

Number Two

Power Laverne's Chron-o-John
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2020 @ 5:45pm

Flush

Acquire a diamond
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2020 @ 5:36pm

Yesterday's News

Defeat Purple Tentacle yesterday
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2020 @ 5:57pm

Mental Patience

Play the whole game without skipping a cutscene
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2020 @ 5:59pm

...Take on the Words!

Sit through the end credits
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2020 @ 6:01pm

Rap Sheet: Yegg

Open the safe
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2020 @ 6:26am

Rap Sheet: Cheat

Disqualify Harold
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2020 @ 4:44pm

Rap Sheet: Vandal

Deflate Oozo
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2020 @ 6:48am

Rap Sheet: Fraud

Try to alter the contract with Booboo-B-Gone
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2020 @ 5:05pm

Rap Sheet: Thief

Pick up 15 things that don't belong to you
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2020 @ 2:00am

Rap Sheet: Kleptomaniac

Pick up 30 things that don't belong to you
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2020 @ 6:34am

Rap Sheet: Adventure Gamer

Pick up 45 things that don't belong to you
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2020 @ 4:59pm

Master Plumber

Flush 50 objects through time
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2020 @ 4:31pm

Moronic drone

Get a job
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2020 @ 2:12am

Only Hoagie Can Make a Tree

Create a cherry tree
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2020 @ 2:44am

Only George Can Destroy a Tree

Destroy a cherry tree
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2020 @ 2:45am

Windsock it to Me

Change the flag
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2020 @ 2:56am

You Call That a Hint?

Try to wash the dirty car with the brush
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2020 @ 7:59pm

Not Raised in a Barn

Close a door
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2020 @ 2:01am

Novelty Enthusiast

Get all six novelty items
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2020 @ 4:44pm

WWSCD?

Climb through the chimney with all three kids
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2020 @ 2:58am

It's an Honor Just to Compete But Winning Is Better

Win the human contest
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2020 @ 4:48pm

That Should Have Worked

Hoagie uses battery with Chron-o-John instead of plug
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2020 @ 5:43pm

Coffee Achiever

Wake up Dr. Fred
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2020 @ 5:30pm

Oh Right, I'm Playing a Cartoon!

Make a skunk
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2020 @ 5:14pm

You Suck

Vacuum up a hamster
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2020 @ 5:18pm

Dialog Puzzles Are Hard

Get Fred to sign the contract
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2020 @ 5:33pm

Music Appreciation Award

Reach yesterday without turning the stereo off
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2020 @ 5:45pm

Olive Branch

Return the stamp album to Weird Ed
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2020 @ 6:32am

Energy Conscious

Turn off the television
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2020 @ 8:58am

That Joke Never Gets Old

Squirt five different people with disappearing ink
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2020 @ 4:37pm

And Then the Universe Explodes

Try to mix the decaf and caffeinated coffees
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2020 @ 7:50pm

That Only Works With Alligators

Try to flush the hamster
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2020 @ 4:27pm

Voiding the Warranty

Try to put something metal in the microwave
Unlocked 18 Jan, 2020 @ 1:23pm



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