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Recent reviews by Defectus Polaris

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9 people found this review helpful
11.3 hrs on record
This game is a rare beast - linear, no-nonsense action brawler that ditches open-world for unapologetic demon-punching. Its like if someone took a vampire, a cowboy and a tesla coil, them into a blender and set it to "maximum overkill". Who needs subtlety when you can electrocute a werewolf and then blast it with a shotgun?

But it is not all sunshine and severed limbs. While its a solid, silly, mostly clunky ride though hell... everything gets quite repetitive with a B movie script on the side.

It wont win awards for innovation, but if you're ever wanted a suplex a vampire into pile of dynamite - this is your game. Just dont expect anything good beyond the carnage.

P.S. Got it on Humble Bundle. So I got my price worth. Wouldn't advice paying anything more than 10$.
Posted 18 May.
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3 people found this review helpful
1.5 hrs on record
Early Access Review
Tried this on free weekend and left with quite a disappointment. Clunky, half-baked RPG with stiff combat, forgettable maps and all the mixed charm of extraction Warcraft charm is like a bent rusty sword. Early access demo abandoned by devs, now with exorbitant pricing.
Followed this game for months hoping for the game to meet its potential and unfortunately it did not happen. Now with price tag, more bugs and even less players,
Posted 17 May.
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7 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
0.2 hrs on record
Early Access Review
Adventure Communist on Steam is a lazy port with zero-effort - no cloud sync with mobile, no meaningful updates, just abandoned like a failed five-year plan,. Not worth the time or the pixels.
Posted 16 May.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
1.0 hrs on record
Roguelike where the only thing ascending is your frustration - repetitive, RNG-♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ combat wrapped in bargain-bin fantasy. 3/10, would rather die (permanently) than replay
Posted 15 May.
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1 person found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
0.3 hrs on record
It's like robbing a bank but the only thing stolen is your time - clunky, repetitive, and barely held together by duct tape. Cops have better AI in Pong. 2/10, would not crime again.
Posted 15 May.
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1.0 hrs on record
Delightfully rebellious sequel that makes you poke modern art. Finally, some vandalism I can enjoy!

This game takes the stuffy "don’t touch the art!" rule and gleefully shreds it. Interacting with abstract masterpieces has never been so satisfying—or so weirdly therapeutic. The puzzles are clever, the art is stylish, and the whole experience feels like a cheeky middle finger to museum guards everywhere.

Minor gripes? Some puzzles flirt with frustration, but honestly, that’s just modern art’s way of saying, "You don’t get me, man." A must-play for anyone who’s ever wanted to deface a Mondrian (legally). 9/10 – Would touch again.
Posted 9 May.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
8.1 hrs on record
Darkly hilarious mash-up of tower defence and bad vacation choices. Writing is snappy, monsters are ridiculous and the resorts are definitely OSHA approved.
Although, do get it on a DISCOUNT, as as long as you do - you will get your money worth of time-wasting fun.
Posted 6 May.
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6 people found this review helpful
2 people found this review funny
0.2 hrs on record
The game accurately simulates the sheer gravitational pull of a cat sitting on your important documents. Would definitely surrender myself again to such pixelated overlords again. Great game that would make even my cat jealous.
Posted 25 April.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
62.4 hrs on record (61.1 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
A lawless paradise where I went from humble berry-picker to unhinged capitalist overlord, breeding an army of genetically questionable Pals to mine rocks, fight poachers and operate illegal sweatshops. The line between "adorable creature collector" and "war crime simulator" blurred faster than a Lamball rolling downhill. 10/10 would commit ethical violations again!
Posted 25 April.
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1 person found this review funny
2.1 hrs on record
If you have ever wanted to build a town where the only zoning law is "yes", Townscraper is your game. Bonus if your final creation makes your friends say "Wait, is that a house of a failed rocket launch?"

I came for a cozy town-building, stayed for the architectural crimes. Worth every penny.
Posted 25 April.
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