Recent reviews by Defectus Polaris

7/10. Made my friends laugh, then cry, then question our life choices. Still better than Monopoly. Mild emotional damage included.

Found all the cats... now they own my house. Worth it. The void demands more...

Pawsitively claw-some! Lost all my tokens and batteries to a tabby running the claw machine. No regrets. Purr-ade perfect!

Witch in the Forest is like a cozy campfire story. If the campfire was haunted and ocaccioslly sassed by you. With charming art, eerie vibes, and choices that actually matter (unlike my life), its short but spellbending adventure. Would definitely get morally conflicted over mushroom people again!

Jackbox Party Pack 4 is a riot wrapped in a mini-game burrito. Fibbage serves up lies so smooth they make would make a politician blush, Monster Seeeking Monster turns dating into a chaotoic bloodsport, and Survive the Internet proves your friends are secretly evil Iluminatti geniuses. 10/10 would trust people with my life (but never my browser history)

Jackbox Party Pack 6 is like a chaotic game night hosted by sarcastic robot - hilarious, yet unpredictable and guaranteed to make you question you friends sanity. Trivia Murder Party is murderrously good time, Drawful turns bad art into comedy gold, and Push The Button exposes your friends as either the geniuses or terrible liars. 10/10 would embarrass myself again!

I played for +20 minutes while waiting for friends to join, but the game just kept crashing \ not working for them. Cannot recommend this at the current state.

10/10. Santa's workshop but it's just cats in sweaters causing festive chaos. My tree is now a scratching post. Meowy Christmas!

Purr-fectly chaotic capitalism. My cat now owns a yacht and my soul. Would invest / game again.

A short, yet addicting puzzle experience. Recommended free game experience. Yet, riddle me this, why does this guy's handshake feels like a wet noodle?