Recent reviews by Defectus Polaris

A fun quick game where I went from a curious space explorer to a full-blown intergalactic cat wrangler, chasing down extraterrestrial felines. 10/10 experience. Either way, play it and click it!

A fun quick game where I went from casual gamer tourist to a full-blown feline detective, interrogating baguettes and accusing Eiffel Tower of hiding suspicious whiskers.

A quick fun game where I went from casual holiday gamer to full-blown bounty hunter, scouring festive landscape for cats who clearly missed their calling as ninjas. 10/10 experience. Would accuse a gingerbread house of harbouring a fugitive kitty again.

A fun quick game where I went from a festive holiday mood to a full-blown detective scouring Santa's workshop for sneaky felines. 10/10

A game where I went from curious detective to a paranoid mess convinced my own shadow was plotting against me. 10/10 would question reality again.

You may go from smooth-talking con artist to a bumbling fool Rambo on a game that somehow reminds you of every other game you have ever played and yet providing some unique and pleasant experience. The game really shines on its good dialogues and its options, to the point, that I'm conviced that the writers are actual grifters moonlighting as game devs. Must have on a discount or HumbleBundle rampage.

The only software that made me question whether the computer is a productivity tool or just a glorified lava lamp. Also, my cat is obsessed with the fish tank wallpaper and now thinks my monitor is a window to another dimension. So to say the least, the customisation is endless.

The only game where I can go from to a meticulous heist planner to a chaotic wrecking ball in 0.5 seconds and be really happy about it.
With that said, the missions, maps, sandbox and availability of the mods provide everything a growing chaotic calculating evil needs. Worth a buy!
P.S. I'm pretty sure the devs sold their souls to vengeful math god or something, as the physics are great, optimisation is superb and sometimes you're a just one accidentally knocked barrel away from destroying the whole building.

A game where you start as a polite doorman and become a full-blown conspiracy theorist in 30 minutes. Tops. 10/10, would interrogate suspicious milkmen again.
While one would still wish for a bit more content and some obvious meta playthroughs at the time, I'm sure its going to be resolved in the near future. Plus, its not like current gameplay is not enough. its pure chaos. Like in an instant you can spend maybe half an hour arguing with a guy who claimed he wasn't a shapeshifter, but its ID was just a picture of a toaster. Spoiler : it was a toaster. The graphics? Certainly unsettling, just like a children's book drawn by someone who's definitely on goverment watchlist. All in all, perfect short game on discount.
P.S. Trust one one, especially that sexy clown of your dreams.

Valheim is a place where you can go from building a cozy Viking palace to accidentally starting a war with tree entities that can yeeet you into the stratosphere with one touch. So to say the least, it has everything your group of friends need. 10/10 experience.
The graphics are like a watercolor painting your grandma did while sleepwalking - weirdly beautiful and entrancing. Survival mechanics? Brutal. Like at first you may die because a boar looked at you funny, and now you're forever haunted by its smug oinking. Oh, so you think I'll go on to the sea instead? Great. You and your ship is a true sea serpent's delight. I'm still pretty sure that its still out there, laughing at me.
P.S. Do not trust the deer. They are up to something.