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Recent reviews by Defectus Polaris

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5 people found this review helpful
3 people found this review funny
52.5 hrs on record
Early Access Review
Valheim is a place where you can go from building a cozy Viking palace to accidentally starting a war with tree entities that can yeeet you into the stratosphere with one touch. So to say the least, it has everything your group of friends need. 10/10 experience.
The graphics are like a watercolor painting your grandma did while sleepwalking - weirdly beautiful and entrancing. Survival mechanics? Brutal. Like at first you may die because a boar looked at you funny, and now you're forever haunted by its smug oinking. Oh, so you think I'll go on to the sea instead? Great. You and your ship is a true sea serpent's delight. I'm still pretty sure that its still out there, laughing at me.
P.S. Do not trust the deer. They are up to something.
Posted 22 March.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
8.9 hrs on record
This made made me laugh so hard I forgot to breathe, and now I'm a ghost writing this positive review from the afterlife. 10/10 would meet the same fate again, as I see my friends meeting the same fate in-game in a variety of telenovela-induced reasons.
The graphics? Stunning. The plot? non-existent, so it may be whatever you wish it to be. The chaos? Unmatched.
At first I spend more than 20 minutes trying to figure out if I was playing a game or a was having the same fever dream with my friends. Well, I''ll be honest with you. It's both. And its worth every penny.
Posted 22 March.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
0.6 hrs on record
Paw-some! Such a chill and entertaining experience. I highly recommend it!
Posted 2 March.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
2.2 hrs on record
Early Access Review
Great for stress relief after work. Although most of the features are locked behind purchases. Overall, its still enjoyable for casual play.
Posted 1 March.
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7.0 hrs on record (6.9 hrs at review time)
The game that draws you into enchanting atmosphere. It definitely delivers on that front. However, Fabledom fails to maintain the engagement, Its a beautiful, but ultimately shallow experience.
Posted 1 March.
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9.4 hrs on record
Its like if Doom and Doom had a perfect baby, and that baby was driven by loot, heavy metal and absolute mayhem. I have never thought that reliving the old Doom days could be sooo great and fresh. Worth every dime and soul!
Posted 27 February.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
74.4 hrs on record
Bloons TD 6 is the game where I have spent more time planning, obsessing and silently raging about my co-ops decisions than I have planned on my actual life decisions. Never trust balloons!
Posted 27 February.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
0.2 hrs on record
Cat-alicious!
Posted 27 February.
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0.9 hrs on record
Wholesome relaxing experience providing few bits of that pre-Xmas Eve vibe feeling.
Posted 14 February.
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8 people found this review helpful
86.0 hrs on record (83.8 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
From Hero to Zero. A much promising game killed by inaction by the Devs and Tencen. #deadgame
Posted 18 November, 2024.
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