Recent reviews by Demo The Lombax

It's been over 12 years, and Niko still haven't found Barbara with big t1tties, and Stephanie who sucks like a vacuum.

I hate Ashley

I hate her so much

This game became a complete laughingstock for the entire gaming industry, all thanks to CDPR.
I'm sorry... I'm just honest that's all.
Please avoid this game like fire.

At least I don't have to buy some crappy toy guns from a local toy store.

10/10

I can beat up Protogens in this game. 10/10

You would need a mod for this obviously.

It's... not... that bad. I mean sure, I can point out things that can be frustiating and that makes the game boring sometimes, which are;
- Optimization issues
- AI dumb as hell and very predictable
- Repetetive and boring quests/missions
But believe me, I really have fun playing it. I know that it may sound a bit weird... but yeah. The soundtrack is great, the story... it exists, may not be the best (compared to Mafia 1 and 2), but that's okay for me, the DLCs are also good (excluding the weapon and vehicle packs).

So in overall... 7/10

This is where all the furry stuff is being made

Shay-ah-low to mah le-uh-fren.

Ajay only wants to scatter his mother's ashes

Not to fight in a war

Rockstar just gave the middle finger to every Linux user. 💀