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3 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
786.7 hrs on record (516.8 hrs at review time)
信用のない開発者、ゲーム内のもの公表なく変更やら放題、不安しかない
Posted 28 May, 2025. Last edited 2 October, 2025.
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3 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
827.2 hrs on record (531.2 hrs at review time)
太好玩了太好玩了太好玩了,真的是做出了一个能够自由探索的宇宙。无论是探索型玩家还是交流型玩家都能找到合适的地方玩。要说有什么问题,就是作为椅子精想下地,还想看第三人称视角,我想看我的船啊!还有,所有飞船的界面都一样,这个问题其实非常普遍,就是很多要素都有,但是不够细致,希望能在各种地方下功夫吧。说出中文的,你们要是真喜欢不会自己学?就那么几个单词看不会?这学习能力,你们将来必被社会淘汰。
Posted 8 July, 2019. Last edited 8 July, 2019.
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155.3 hrs on record (127.6 hrs at review time)
提个问题,为什么土匪和士兵互相不打搞抗巴AI统一战线,这种低级逻辑极其破坏代入感怪物猎人都不这么搞了好吗,还是说有意为之因为百年战争法兰西和勃艮第不和差点被英格兰灭国心有余悸一朝被蛇咬十年怕井绳?还有,有时候玩家的键盘输入会卡顿,严重影响做狂战士,但是ai的动作很正常,这是按购买游戏出资的比例对玩家和ai的优先级做的排序,对吧?
Posted 23 March, 2018.
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28 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
11.4 hrs on record (0.4 hrs at review time)
I'm apologise to announce a negative comment,but we need this way to urge developers and translators pay attention to the problem of translaton error.In recently updates,a celebrated dictum have been changed to a unintelligible sentense.But this change is totally wrong.That saying isn't sexism at all.As players, we sincerely hope this sentence can be fixed.Political correct is not ,and won't be exist on China's land!One day it wasn't be recover,one day we adhere.Please accept our opinion.(Maybe) my Chinese edition paragraph have same meaning as English edition.At last,I want to say:不到Mun非好汉!Thank you for reading.

//Chinese edition
中华田园女权癌你们妈被我操得螺旋升天白浆横飞大猩猩都对你们撸不起来因为丑的实在惊天地泣鬼神祝你们个个美如东施,不谢。
Posted 8 October, 2017.
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1 person found this review helpful
4.2 hrs on record (2.3 hrs at review time)
每一章的主角又何尝没有我们自己的影子呢?
Posted 10 March, 2017.
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1 person found this review helpful
7 people found this review funny
235.8 hrs on record (130.2 hrs at review time)
“大兄弟,听说你们货运公司老板开车特别好,我想雇佣他跑一趟货,他现在在吗?”
“抱歉,现在他不在公司里,不过一会就会回来了。”
“哦,那他干什么去了呀?”
“在外面一边看风景破坏交通设施呢,等他把上次长途赚的钱全搭进修车费就会回来接任务了。放心,很快的。”
——我的真实写照
Posted 24 December, 2016.
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1 person found this review helpful
12.6 hrs on record (1.5 hrs at review time)
果断支持一波,买买买!话说乱码修复得好快呀,等补丁出来推完以后再详细更新一下评测吧。
Posted 9 December, 2016.
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2 people found this review helpful
1,235.3 hrs on record (58.7 hrs at review time)
比文明还能杀时间的毒药,边玩还能激发无限的脑洞,不过瑞典蠢驴什么时候肯停止放假优化一下游戏?
Posted 27 November, 2016.
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1 person found this review funny
54.2 hrs on record (26.0 hrs at review time)
mod是本体系列
Posted 25 November, 2016.
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2 people found this review helpful
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6.6 hrs on record (2.4 hrs at review time)
+1pants啊啊啊!
为什么不能把偷的胖次戴在脑袋上呢?
要空血了啊啊!快找个jk钻她的裙底!我踩了香蕉皮掉血了,要小姐姐的胖次prpr才能起来啊……
敌方战斗机升空!看我灵活的身法!等一下为什么落点有个香蕉皮没关系才半格血……被保送排水井了,日。
小姐姐你的胖次在我手里!你快娇羞呀!为什么不娇羞!这不科学!不清真!
啊啊啊没有胖次能量我要死了!啊掉进井里真死了……
市政公司你们就这样整理市容的吗!排水井没有井盖满地都是香蕉皮怎么都比痴汉更严重吧!

很好玩的小游戏,卖卖卡也就赚回价格了。说一些小tips吧:
1.可以利用两个墙之间的香蕉皮一直在墙上吃狗币,视情况自己掉下去或者跳一下来正好踩中香蕉皮。
2.鸡爹和鸦爹都不好惹,如果一次都惹了,地图又正好刷了几个香蕉皮排水井电视柜之类的玩意,难度堪比东方。
3.跳跃的判定点在落地后,如果落地之前点鼠标是跳不起来的,并且会导致落地后有一点时间不能跳跃。
4.对付鸡爹:(1)鸡爹是在地上从左往右冲一次,从右到左冲一次。
(2)鸡爹的两次冲击都是可以用跳跃避开的,第一次冲击尤其要把握时机,容错范围并不大。如果地上正好有其他
障碍,形成了combo那自求多福。
5.对付鸦爹:(1)鸦爹是自机狙,激活后先战斗机升空(如果你把一排鸦爹全撞飞了则是从屏幕外飞来一堆亲戚),飞到屏幕前方,
进行几秒钟的瞄准,然后叫唤同时从右至左攻击。
(2)鸦爹的攻击用跳跃可以纵向躲,但是在平地上并不好躲,推荐在有高低差的地方再挑逗鸦爹。
(3)鸦爹的叫声是瞄准结束,攻击开始的标志,此阶段鸦爹还是有一点更改高度的时间,进入屏幕前的零点几秒内不能更改高度(实例:我从跳跃的最高点落地后鸦爹在跳跃最高点的高度发动攻击),在屏幕中只能直线攻击。躲到其他平面即可,但是有一定难度。
(4)撞飞一只鸦爹还是撞飞全家并没有区别,所以还是全撞飞比较解气。
6.从高处落下时如果有jk正好在路线上,点点鼠标就可能偷到她的胖次(估计是利用重力势能把胖次扯下来?),可以偷胖次的判定点仍然是落地,如果妹子在落点的右边,且图像能接触即可偷到,仍然要注意时机。能多踩两次香蕉皮,多上两段墙,多拿的狗币四舍五入就是一个亿呢!
7.从低处落下时只要图像接触即可偷胖次,不论落下还是跃起。
暂时就想到这些,游戏愉快!
Posted 19 September, 2016. Last edited 21 September, 2016.
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