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Recommended

3.7 hrs on record (2.5 hrs at review time)

This is officially the first time that I’ve played with legos and haven’t eaten a single brick!

Posted 16 February, 2025.

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Recommended

0.8 hrs on record

Head's up, if you're like me and purchase this game with the expectation of playing with extra long ding dongs, THERE ARE NO DING DONGS let alone XL ones. Very disappointed.

Overall, good arcade game.

Posted 20 July, 2024.

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Recommended

857.4 hrs on record (338.9 hrs at review time)

Finally a game where I can live out my far right fantasies, ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥!

Posted 4 March, 2018. Last edited 10 July, 2018.

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Recommended

6.0 hrs on record (4.4 hrs at review time)

The game that shows you your friends are impaired

Posted 28 December, 2017.

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Recommended

312.8 hrs on record (132.2 hrs at review time)

After playing this game for 100+ hours I can confirm the "One more turn" meme.....but I can also confirm the Ghandi one aswell...

Posted 28 December, 2017.

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Recommended

34.3 hrs on record (30.7 hrs at review time)

Only buy this game if you enjoy storming beaches and swearing out Nazis

Posted 7 November, 2017.

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Not Recommended

0.3 hrs on record

The only entertaining part of this game was when someone on my team started reading Bible verses
Gameplay 5/10
Community Toxic/10
Host 9000 miles away/10

Posted 30 September, 2017.

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Recommended

1,014.2 hrs on record (371.2 hrs at review time)

Before playing this game both my parents died in a car accident, I was diagnosed with terminal hemroids, was butt raped by my pet chiwawa, and had my homeschool recent shot up. After playing this game all of this things are still true, but atleast I can play Tom Clancy's Rainbow Six Siege.

Posted 27 July, 2017. Last edited 2 August, 2017.

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Recommended

0.0 hrs on record

Pay $10 to play with Middle Earth's greatest midget.

Posted 10 July, 2017. Last edited 10 July, 2017.

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Recommended

31.7 hrs on record (31.4 hrs at review time)

Good game, however I now have a crippling addiction to the blood of Orcs

Posted 10 July, 2017. Last edited 25 June, 2024.

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