Recent reviews by DigitalSarcasm

Assault of minors is not only encouraged but required

I have not been this hopelessly addicted to a game for a long time.

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Planetside 2 is the only pvp game in which I find myself playing with a massive grin on my face the whole time. I often times I just laugh whenever I die due to the fact I just run around like a moron. Whether it attaching sticky grenades to people faces, suicide diving into the enemy zerg with a shotgun and C4 or tossing revive grenades into corpse piles. Planetside 2 is the only FPS that truly gives you the freedom to play the game in which ever way you like. This is probably why I prefer playing this solo rather than with a group or public squad. But that being said, playing in an organised squad is unparalleled experience. Nothing beats the rush of dozens of sweaty nerds sky diving out of a majestic sky whale and storming their way through an enemy outpost.

Groot ran up to me and beat my face in with a club. He then proceeded to take a dump on my corpse...


...fun gheym

Cannot handle 1080p or lower. Will crash your game. I reconmend a CRT for this game.

Autism Reicarnated

Me and my friend made a cult where we drive around in a group of tuk tuks, wearing hooker outfits and perfoming drive by's on people. We then got bored and took to the skies by attaching out tuk tuks to the bottom of helis and flew over heavily populates areas decimating all who opposed us.

Disclaimer: No tuk tuks were harmed in the process.

I give this EleventySeven out of TwelvtyTwo

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The reason I did not give this a perfect score is because it had no combat alpacas

You and 5 other ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ can run around screaming at the top of your lungs while being mauled by dogs, or you can run around screaming because winter has arrived and you don't have ay warm clothing.

10/10

I ordered a new controller to play this game with. It arrived today. It lasted 2 hours.