Recent reviews by :ERROR_422:

Good game. Constant crashes, entirely unplayable. 5/10.

I can put guns in cribs, make open floor plan bathrooms, and put artillery in the living room facing the front door. 10/10.

After 115+ hours, i gotta say, this is a great game. Its really buggy, sure, but all the bugs are usually pretty funny. The one and only bug i encountered that was game breaking was a phone related bug triggered by the delamian quest-line. When i say game breaking, i mean game breaking. I reloaded saves, deleted saves, tried making phone calls, tried completing quests in which i receive phone calls. Nothing. So as long as you dont do the delamain questline, youll be fine. overall id give it an 9/10 at highest and a strong 8.5/10 at the lowest.

The origin of the most beautiful love story ever told between a 30 something trust fund orphan with mommy and daddy issues who wears a black leather gimp suit and hurts people for fun, and an abusive, manipulative, narcissist clown in a pimp suit. A great installment in a perfect game series. 11/10

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Banned at least 5 people. 10/10

I gotta say, all the negative reviews are dead on. Teerrible A.I. chaercters are kinda ♥♥♥♥ (I hate them all). Story is pretty ♥♥♥♥. The game overall is pretty ♥♥♥♥. But thats what makes it fun. If you're one of those people that likes terrible thing, you'll like this game. leven outta 10.