Recent reviews by Zymntt

The game tells you to get a life after you complete everything 3 times
11/10 would recommend

-"Go away"
*"I'd really like to come in"
[Persuasion attempt failed]
-"No, you really don't. Now get out of here"
*"Come on, let me in"
[Success]
-"You're not going to give up, are you? Have it your way. Door's unlocked. Come on in."

i have a piss fetish

git gud

Imagine if game journalists actually played the game

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11/23/2021 Postal Redux is cheap!--Boredom is free. Buy now! Discounts are limited!

Not a game for everyone, to be honest I didn't enjoyed it that much since I prefer more chaotic and faster stuff, if you are patient and you take the game calmly you will hunt most of the animals without struggle, and thinking strategically, using your environment to your advantage you can succeed.

It's ultra realistic, yes, has some upgrades and progress to unlock, the graphics are great, the atmosphere looks ultra lit, the animals work as intended.

The only problems are that this game has a lot of DLC that can change the gameplay inside, like the 4x4 and all the other weapons and tools, like seriously the 4x4 had to be vanilla, it's boring af to walk all the way up to a location taking forever to arrive.

Friendship ended with Hotline Miami
Now
DEADBOLT
is my
best friend

They weren't lying that his music was electric

Step: one: get hungry
Step two: descend into the unknown depths of hell
Step three: get a gun
Step four: find the undead
step five: cover yourself in blood






















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step five: cover yourself in blood
step five: cover yourself in blood
step five: cover yourself in blood
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step five: cover yourself in blood
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step five: cover yourself in blood
step five: cover yourself in blood
step five: cover yourself in blood
step five: cover yourself in blood
step five: cover yourself in blood
step five: cover yourself in blood
step five: cover yourself in blood
step five: cover yourself in blood
step five: cover yourself in blood