Recent reviews by Elephant Seal

ARRRRRGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A very good remake of Half Life, Still waiting on Zen.

Good game, Harsh on the CPU.

i dont like it

10/10 i can set the seinfeld theme as my wallpaper

It's one of those games you play when it's like 2 in the morning, and it's all quiet and all you want to do is build cars out of barely functional parts. I will say however that navigation in the game is a ♥♥♥♥♥ even with a map open in another window. If you are going to play this game you NEED a guide or else you are going to not get anywhere in the game. The license picture doesn't quite work too. Overall I give this game 7 smekles out 10

this is a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ mess i mean you know its a bad sign when the game does not lock your cursor or give you the option to do so. but im just getting started. the game looks good in the trailer becuase they you like 560 diffrent filter and when you look at anything up-close you notice they could be repicated on a comadore 64. and the head bobing, either your a midget or you have a very long neck and are trying to find a contact becuase the pov is to low. and i also get hit with ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ metorites from a mile away. its also to ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ easy there are no stakes whatsoever and you can retry as much as you damn please. but my biggest complaint is that its just booooorrrrrriiiiinnnnngggggg! you only have a mosquito's ♥♥♥♥ worth of info and are told to go to 1 of 5 areas. thats it im dissappointed to i know these guys can do better.

this game SUCKS! I MEAN WITHIN THE FIRST 5 MINUTES OF THE GAME I GOT KILLED BY FROGS AND DRAGONFLYS! AND ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ TURRENTS WHICH TAKE YOUR LIFE AWAY REGARDLESS BECAUSE YOU CAN SEE THEM! AND AFTER THAT I REACHED A LASER WALL WHICH KILLED ME WHEN I TOUCHED IT. AND INSTEAD OF TRYING TO FIGURE OUT HOW TO DISABLE IT I QUIT THE GAME. I HEARD THIS GAME WAS ♥♥♥♥ BUT I DID NOT KNOW IT WAS THAT BAD, SO PLEASE DO NOT BUY THIS LEST YOU BE JOHN ROMEROS ♥♥♥♥♥.

it needs a patch no mater what i do it allways white screan otherwise its a good game