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129.3 hrs on record (3.5 hrs at review time)
Honestly just watch a YouTube video of the game rather than buying it. its not worth the money at its current state. Unless you can afford to play the game multiple hours straight wvery day. Story is fantastic but the retardedly low hit and roll success chances make playing the game simply not worth it. Idk why they decided not to include a settings option to just baseline increase hit chances. even with advantage you have like a 5% higher chance. You can make entire build around getting hit chance up and never see it go above a 70. Combat can be multiple hours long. Not because of any reason other than ♥♥♥♥♥♥ rng. Where you sit basically afk for half an hoir watching time pass and * MISS MISS MISSS MISS MISS CRITICAL MISS MISS MISS MISS* for the next half hour. I get making the game heavily rmg focused but this is to the point of it being unplayable. Why make the MAX hit a coin flip?? Why make melee so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ that its literally useless half way through act 1 all the way through act 3. "JUst UsE KaRmIc DiCe" which were clearly a last minute addition as it literally breaks the game by forcing failed rolls MORE frequently and some dialouge checks have more than 3 rolls in a row making it physicaply impossible to complete the story the way you want without saving whoring, completey removing the point of the dice. with all the other stuff they fixed so fast I thought surly they'd fix this or add some option so players don't have to spend an entire day waiting for rng to let them past one ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ goblin or level 2 bandit, but nope you just get to replay the same combat encounter over and over and over and over and over and over until rng makes you avoid takeing 3000% of your hp in damage in one hit from one enemy half your level. All that with no ng+?? Why did they put literally all the content in act 1 and 2 then lock most of the interesting stuff away until act three when you have like deadass maybe 2 fights where you're not fighting level two enemies. The tutorial is still awful and doesn't really help you learn the game at all, the game straight up doesnt hint at or tell you information often times forcing you to either Google whatever the ♥♥♥♥ the games vaugly hinting at or just save ♥♥♥♥♥ once again. 50% of my time in this game has been spent reloading fights or attacks because for some reason the devs think it's funny to make you spend 30 minutes doing the same thing over and over. If you want to play a game and feel powerful while you play, bg3 will NOT achieve that. If you like stuttering through combat encounters because bad mechanics, forcing you to miss or deal 1 damage every turn while taking hundreds of damage per turn, then bg3 is for you. Idk if I've ever seen a game disrespect the players time this much. When a mod or something comes out that makes it so my character isn't blind and retarded 24/7 maybe that'll make the game more fun but for the moment it's more frustrating than anything else.
Posted 20 August, 2023. Last edited 16 January, 2024.
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2.6 hrs on record
Early Access Review
Awful design for new players. theres probalby a fun game here you wont get to play until you pay the 15 dollars plus 50 hours into the game before the game is playable for you. you start with basically nothing cus your weapons wont do ♥♥♥♥ unless youre point blank behind someone given half the players have armor that takes more than your mag to burn through, and recoil is so insane if there is a recoil macro and aimbot just to make it playable for people i wouldnt be surprised, its like the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ earth shatters when i shoot my hand gun lmao. while everyone else can crossmap you with a laser beam of bullets from guns you wont unlock until 20 hours in, cus the game doesnt give new players literally anything to either fun or to help you level up other than afk medicing. You wont get attachments for guns without literal hundreds of hours invested into that gun alone. 3 hours and dozens of kills on JUST the m4 and i dont even have one attachment that helps with recoil. and to level up to the point of being able to get a basic gun that can kill someone in more than 7 hits while they can kill you in one will take you probably dozens of hours of holding right click as medic while watching youtube on your phone or other monitor. Very disappointing since the test was fun. What the ♥♥♥♥ happened to being able to buy a game and just play it now I gotta make it a part time job to get the ♥♥♥♥ i need to have fun. If you like being other peoples canon fodder for days before being able to play the game you bought, this is the game for you. should still be in free testing phase rn its simply not worth 15$ to test a game on a devs behalf. every lobby you go into has people complaing about vector medic being the only viable option to win games, seeing as how you can find videos from literal months ago also saying the same thing, im gonna say theres no intention of changing that. need to be level 70 to use the vector btw so have fun grinding for that if you plan on playing.
Posted 7 July, 2023.
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60.5 hrs on record
Idk if its just the game being super buggy or if this is intentional or what but losing 5 hour god runs where you dont take damage for two hours straight just to be oneshot by a normal enemy, or randomly flung across the map at 9000 mph and dying to fall damage when enemies walk into you sucks. Really lame having three hours of fun just to be randomly cut off. I guess dont play without bandaid mods if those exist.
Posted 5 May, 2023.
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28.8 hrs on record
Good
Posted 21 September, 2022. Last edited 3 February, 2023.
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2.8 hrs on record (2.1 hrs at review time)
Its fun but enemy AOE is waaaaay too OP. A single enemy changes 3 pixels for 2 frames and that's all the tell you get from a move that literally one shots every unit you have. We can't see every enemy when we have a huge swarm of friendly and enemy units fighting so its basically gg unless you play the most boring way possible by getting one dudes attention and running him across the map.
Posted 17 October, 2019.
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1 person found this review helpful
59.1 hrs on record (14.4 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
!!WARNING THIS IS A SCAM!! I bought this in 2018 and have been hopeful for development but in 5 years its gone nowhere and nothings changed. You still get soft locked by the weird terrain, you still get perma stunlocked into corners you cant melee or shoot your way out of cus the zombie hitbox is just awful, meaning you spend 15 hours getting LITERALLY 90% empty containers barley getting loot just to die to a bug. Nothing works as it should, idk how the gunplay is cus after spending 5 hours irl searching a military base all i found was 5 bullets and a mag, then got punched on some stairs once and instantly died. all in single player mind you so its not server issues. There is no direction for this game its another Dayz standalone situation where devs pretend to be working on the game with small content updates that change nothing about the game, then ignore the actual issues plaguing the game, because you already spent more than 2 hours just trying to walk forwards so now you cant refund haha dumbass thanks for that cash. Even just basic ♥♥♥♥ like walking around the game cant do right, going up inclines in choppy, I got pushed over somehow by a zombie and just fell through the map. you will spend hours grinding the most boring gameplay loop just to realize theres a super tiny limited number of uses on everything to once again force an artificially bloated play time. You end up having to cheat in stuff just to make it make logical sense, why can I only twist a screw driver at 100% durability 3 times before it turns to dust? game is really "realistic" when it comes to inconveniencing the player but not at all when it comes to literally anything else. Dont be dumb like me and waste 5 years waiting for fixes that will absolutely never come. They want your 2 hours so you cant refund and that is all sadly. Really sucks cus there was so much potential here.
Posted 6 December, 2018. Last edited 24 February, 2023.
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18.4 hrs on record (2.8 hrs at review time)
I download the game aand theu only thing that works is leftclicking and I cant even choose a charicter so I redowloaded without anti-virus and all that stuff and it didn't work. So I called for support and they just said ♥♥♥♥ off. To this day I can't even get past the menu it only downloaded the sound files and theres no fix. If you wanna play refund sim then buy this game.

If i ever get this ♥♥♥♥ to work I'll delete this reveiw but until then here you are reading it.
Posted 3 May, 2017.
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2 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
18.5 hrs on record (13.9 hrs at review time)
Hey guys thanks for deleting my level 50 somthing account and all the ♥♥♥♥ I had on it. For ♥♥♥♥♥ sake if you want to play this game don't pay moeny they will just delete your account and make you feel like you for got your password.
Posted 29 April, 2017.
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1 person found this review funny
429.6 hrs on record (392.2 hrs at review time)
CS:GO Review
They made it free to play so expect nonstop hackers. Players like myself who have had this game for years were "rewarded" for out loyalty with what is basically now a 15 dollar badge. Competative will be unplayable due to the cheaters and new players and the battle royal mode isn't even fun. Cs:Go. Just go play roblox at this point, it works better anyways.
Posted 19 March, 2017. Last edited 6 December, 2018.
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2.1 hrs on record
This game is just a day-z clone with a worse community. The pay to win is sooooo obvious it's just a money grab.
Posted 1 March, 2017.
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