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2 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
14.2 hrs on record
A perfectly mediocre lootfest dungeon crawler. Pick it up for 10 bucks if you like 40k, it's got about 8-10 hours worth of decent content. Any more than that and you'll notice the copy-pasted rooms, braindead difficulty and meaningless, sometimes broken loot. I've gotten weapons that simply don't work, but also created a completely OP flamethrower without even trying. If you're the kind of sociopath who likes to grind the same enemies over and over and make the numbers bigger, this is the game for you.
Posted 7 April, 2022.
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4 people found this review helpful
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15.1 hrs on record (13.5 hrs at review time)
both the dunegon crawling puzzles and real-time boxing combat got way harder than I expected. A great challenge with fun characters and bumping tunes!
Posted 2 December, 2021.
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38 people found this review helpful
3 people found this review funny
6.8 hrs on record
Here comes Niko is painfully milquetoast and inoffensive. In it's quest to be a calm, comfy no-stakes plaformer, it has discovered a divine sort of boringness. Nothing has any sort of real challenge or skill required, and any difficulty at all comes from the buggy, half baked nature of everything. Niko will constantly get stuck in the ground. Characters have typos in their text, and sometimes spew out error messages instead of actual dialogue. The lighting in the Bathhouse level is busted, and you can clip out of bounds in Salmon Creek easily. This game is so monotonous and simple that the built in Tamagotchi pet is more fun than any platform challenge in the main game. Don't buy this for more than 7 dollars.
Posted 4 August, 2021.
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1 person found this review funny
7.4 hrs on record
Boring combat, empty world, all sidequests are either fetch quests or "kill 5 generic monsters". Music is nice, but that's hardly enough to carry a big 20+ hour jrpg
Posted 6 February, 2020.
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3 people found this review helpful
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144.8 hrs on record (25.1 hrs at review time)
It's so good, this is the most charming game I've played in years. The characters are all great, the writing gives me genuine smiles. THis game makes me happy every time I boot it up. Do yourself a favor and buy it!
Posted 9 September, 2018.
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20 people found this review helpful
3 people found this review funny
8.7 hrs on record (4.2 hrs at review time)
Though it may look like a joke at first, Super 3D Noah's Ark is a solid FPS. Built on the Wolfenstein 3D engine, gameplay is nearly identical, with some minor differences. Instead of guns, you have slingshots, instead of bullets you have animal feed, and instead of Nazis, you have Goats, Lambs, Gazelles and other such animals. There's no violence - The animals are merely put to sleep instead of being harmed.

Despite the cutesy, child friendly Christian imagery, the game is still quite difficult. Much like Wolfenstein 3D, you're very fragile, and it only takes a few shots to end your game. Health and Ammo can be scarce on some maps, leading to tense, nail-biting action as you plow through hoards of grumpy livestock with an ever dwindling supply of feed. Despite having a Lives system, the game removes all your weapons if you die, which sucks. You might as well load a quicksave at that point.

Finally, this isn't a crappy DOSBox emulation, it's running in the ECWolf source port, allowing for high resolution displays, automaps and other nice, quality of life improvements. Much better than the clunky DOSBox presets that come with some of the other classic FPS on Steam.

If you're at all a fan of old, retro FPS games, S3DNA is worth a look. The Wolfenstein engine is primitive compared to some of the other classics, but it's still very playable and surprisingly fun.
Posted 23 July, 2018.
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2 people found this review helpful
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18.9 hrs on record (6.8 hrs at review time)
This game is so cute, do yourself a favor and buy it. The platforming is also very tight, if you'r ein to that kind of thing.
Posted 6 October, 2017.
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13 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
3.0 hrs on record
Lifeless and boring, with a crappy camera. Don't buy this one.
Posted 6 October, 2017.
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8 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
0.6 hrs on record
Wimpy weapons
Silent enemies with brain-dead AI
No health pickups
Fall damage

1996 would be ashamed
Posted 10 May, 2017.
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3 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
15.6 hrs on record (0.1 hrs at review time)
Game freezes on the inventory menu without fail
Last patch was 2 years ago
Stay away
Posted 3 May, 2017.
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