Recent reviews by Shine

Pairs, Two pairs... Flushes.. straights... High card... no... more pairs...

I-it started with just family sharing, and now, i own the game, i'll update when i lose my soul and put 2k hours in

pixels go brrrr

---{ Graphics }---
☐ You forget what reality is
☑ Beautiful
☐ Good
☐ Decent
☐ Bad
☐ Don‘t look too long at it
☐ MS-DOS

---{ Gameplay }---
☑ Very good
☐ Good
☐ It's just gameplay
☐ Mehh
☐ Watch paint dry instead
☐ Just don't

---{ Audio }---
☐ Eargasm
☑ Very good
☐ Good
☐ Not too bad
☐ Bad
☐ I'm now deaf

---{ Audience }---
☐ Kids
☑ Teens
☑ Adults
☐ Grandma

---{ PC Requirements }---
☐ Check if you can run paint
☐ Potato
☑ Decent
☐ Fast
☐ Rich boi
☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer

---{ Game Size }---
☐ Floppy Disk
☐ Old Fashioned
☑ Workable
☐ Big
☐ Will eat 10% of your 1TB hard drive
☐ You will want an entire hard drive to hold it
☐ You will need to invest in a black hole to hold all the data

---{ Difficulty }---
☐ Just press 'W'
☐ Easy
☑ Easy to learn / Hard to master
☐ Significant brain usage
☐ Difficult
☐ Dark Souls

---{ Grind }---
☐ Nothing to grind
☐ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks
☐ Isn't necessary to progress
☑ Average grind level
☐ Too much grind
☐ You'll need a second life for grinding

---{ Story }---
☐ No Story
☐ Some lore
☐ Average
☐ Good
☑ Lovely
☐ It'll replace your life

---{ Game Time }---
☐ Long enough for a cup of coffee
☐ Short
☐ Average
☐ Long
☑ To infinity and beyond

---{ Price }---
☐ It's free!
☑ Worth the price
☐ If it's on sale
☐ If u have some spare money left
☐ Not recommended
☐ You could also just burn your money

---{ Bugs }---
☐ Never heard of
☑ Minor bugs
☐ Can get annoying
☐ ARK: Survival Evolved
☐ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs

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Utter ♥♥♥♥, can't even play the actual hitman 3 maps without paying, the full game is 102 dollars aud, i ain't paying for a game i already ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ own, IOI has become obsessed with cash and that ruins a first players first play of the game, include the whole game in one package you greedy executives

i once went to sleep driving and when i woke up i drove into a rock.
10/10

even though my pc is ♥♥♥♥ and i have to use almost every setting in the launcher set to off or low or medium and i have to use 1600x900 res its really good,

even though i used my brothers money to buy this, its great,ive done every story mission (not the extras) ive mostly played gtao (online), its a great game, i hope gta6 is based in the land down under.

"We don't make mistakes, only little happy accidents." -Robert Norman Ross 1942-1995.

I am Clinically (In)Sane with the amount of hours i have