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͏̭͉̮͚I̤̟̯͠n̗̭͙͇̻͇ m̴̠͈̦y͍ ͖̲h̫̱̪͈̺a͇̙ͅn̲̯̖̜̝̥d͎͓̦͕̣ ̤is̙̖̬ ̨a ̧̺̩͉ͅp͔̞͙͉eń͇̫̭͕͕̜ ͎̮͚̖̳̞t̰̭̗̜̤̫h͔a͚t̜̘̤̯̱ ̶̫w͘ḭ̦l̶̮̭̭l̖̹͙̺̱͉ ẁ̺̺̫̥r͕̜͖̼̣i̫̩̞̕te̺̠̝̰͠ ͖͚̳̱̟̺̮͟a̖̖ ͚̤͖̮ͅp̵̭̪̻̝oe̲͔ͅm҉ ̤̼͈̝̕o̕f̟ ̭͈̣͙̜͞ͅm̹e a̤n͘d̜̩͉̘̠̹ͅ ̳͠ỵ͙̭̝o̝̯̪̦͓̘̟u͙͚͔
⚡ 👽 🌋 🌳 💙 📀 🍇 💚 👃 🎈 🐛 📒 🚘 📕 🔋 🕺
The church is near but the road is icy; the bar is far away but I will
walk carefully.
-- Russian Proverb
Coach: What would you say to a beer, Normie?
Norm: Daddy wuvs you.
-- Cheers, The Mail Goes to Jail
Sam: What'd you like, Normie?
Norm: A reason to live. Gimme another beer.
-- Cheers, Behind Every Great Man
Sam: What will you have, Norm?
Norm: Well, I'm in a gambling mood, Sammy. I'll take a glass of whatever
comes out of that tap.
Sam: Oh, looks like beer, Norm.
Norm: Call me Mister Lucky.
-- Cheers, The Executive's Executioner
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Kümmerst dich bitte drum, sonst wirds ja immer teurer!
-Trommelfeuer aus der Sackkanone
-In Diana Jones
-Affentanz im Negerarsch
-Graf Porno bläst zum Zapfenstreich
-Analdin und die wunde Schlampe
-Die Sperma-Ballerina
-Im Gleichfick Arsch
-Edward mit den Penishänden
-Reich mir den Stengel, du Bengel
-Spermaexplosion im Transiarsch
-Monstertitten in Sahnesoße
-Teenies im Spermagewitter
-Spiel mir am Glied mit Kot
-Hairy Potter und die Kammer des Schleckens
-Sie nannten ihn GLIED
-Elliott das ♥♥♥♥♥monster
-Auch alte Bergziegen müssen scheißen
-Angespritzt und liegengelassen
-Mutter, Neger und Ich
-Zum Gebet im Mokkatempel
-Der anal-papst
-Die rosetten-mafia
-Schindlers fist
Alles klar danke!
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