Recent reviews by juliano

DONT

best one yet

do it

lovrd it in 2013, still loving it now.

ok, i got the game on the steam sale and playede it for about 2 hours, then un-installed it to try something else.
In those 2 hours I
1. Found a shothun and ammo
2. found a pig
3. tried to shoot the pig to try to get food
4. fail to figure out how to load gun
5. found out i can carry the pig
6. go on adventure with the pig
7. accidently dropped the pig and lost him
8. find town
10. see man on bike ride past me (I was in a bush)
11. run out into the middle of the road and try to shot-gun him
12. remember that I cant load for ♥♥♥♥
12.5. run into bush and look up how to load a gun
13. figure out how to load gun
8. pt2. sneak into town to loot
8. pt3. find double story house with cloths for days
8. pt4 see man write in chat; hey u in da haus. u friendlyy??/?
8. pt5 reply to man; yeah m8 i have a shotgun but no ammo
14. tell the fattest lie in my life
15. shoot man when he's typing a long sentence
16. loot his ♥♥♥♥ and run
17. almost get raped by shirtles guys in jeans
17.5 decide nowhere is safe
17.576 run back to bush
17.999 get my ♥♥♥♥ together
18. start to sort out my gear
19. her footsteps behind me. its the bike guy. he saw everything.
20. have stroke+heart attack at the same time
21. pull a glen
22. die



im defenitly going to get this game again. 10/10 ign i raped a hen

Facken Sik Gayme

taet 8/8 wile i fnger mai prostate

killed pig

got lether

killed deer thing

got bones

made string

crafted mullet

10/10 would almost die for usles cosmetic agian