Recent reviews by Binge Eater Ghoul

Crashes up the wazoo, yet this game's been out for 8 months.

I get it's by an AA studio but cmon. I wanted to revisit this game after taking a break from it, especially when the prestige update came out but it's not possible when I can't complete a mission ever unless I speedrun it.

Hard pass. Wait till it's 80% off+ or if they state the crashes are fixed, which they probably never will.

The game has improved on so many aspects than EDF5 has.

Also stop crying about the EGS login, it literally takes 5 seconds.

Review the game and not the requirements.

After 7 years of this game being out, I finally beat it.

I'm not doing it another 49 times for that achievement.

Not a chance in hell.



Edit: I learned that I am a masochist and actually DID get the achievement.

Don't do what I did. Value your time.

I can't stop playing, help me please

Sony changed their minds, game is good now.

I love having to rely on my teammates and when I do we all die.

10/10 would see a mission failed screen again.

Just here for the achievements...

===[ Targeted Audience: ]===

☐ Kids
☐ Everyone
☑ Casual players
☑ Pro players
☑ Tryhards

===[ ☼ Graphics: ]===

☐ Potato
☐ Really bad
☐ Bad
☐ OK
☑ Good
☐ Beautiful
☐ Masterpiece

===[ $ Price/quality: ]===

☑ Full price / Free
☐ Wait for sale
☐ Average
☐ Refund it if you can
☐ Don't do it

===[ ☣ Requirments: ]===

☐ 90' PC
☐ Minimum
☑ Medium
☑ Fast
☐ High end
☐ NASA computer

===[ ☼ Difficulty: ]===

☐ You just need 2 arms
☐ Ez
☑ Easy to learn / Hard to master
☐ Hard
☐ Dark Souls

===[ ۞ Game time/length ]===

☐ Really short ( 0 - 2 hours)
☐ Short ( 2 - 6 hours)
☐ Few hours ( 6 - 12 hours)
☐ Long ( 12+ hours)
☑ Endless

===[ ♬ Story] ===

☑ It doesn't have one
☐ Cringy
☐ Still better than Twilight
☐ Average
☐ Good
☐ Fantastic

===[ § Bugs ]===

☐ Game itself is one big BUG
☐ Bugs destroying the game
☐ Lot of bugs
☐ Few Bugs
☑ They are almost not noticable
☐ Nothing

===[ ✦ Others: ]===
Multiplayer: Yes
Co-op: Yes
Singleplayer: Yes (If you count training mode as singleplayer)
Bots/A.I. Controlled Teammates: Yes

===[ Targeted Audience: ]===

☐ Kids
☑ Everyone
☑ Casual players
☐ Pro players
☐ Tryhards

===[ ☼ Graphics: ]===

☐ Potato
☐ Really bad
☐ Bad
☑ OK
☐ Good
☐ Beautiful
☐ Masterpiece

===[ $ Price/quality: ]===

☑ Full price / Free
☐ Wait for sale
☐ Average
☐ Refund it if you can
☐ Don't do it

===[ ☣ Requirments: ]===

☐ 90' PC
☐ Minimum
☑ Medium
☐ Fast
☐ High end
☐ NASA computer

===[ ☼ Difficulty: ]===

☐ You just need 2 arms
☐ Ez
☑ Easy to learn / Hard to master
☐ Hard
☐ Dark Souls

===[ ۞ Game time/length ]===

☐ Really short ( 0 - 2 hours)
☐ Short ( 2 - 6 hours)
☑ Few hours ( 6 - 12 hours)
☐ Long ( 12+ hours)
☐ Endless

===[ ♬ Story] ===

☐ It doesn't have one
☐ Cringy
☐ Still better than Twilight
☑ Average
☐ Good
☐ Fantastic

===[ § Bugs ]===

☐ Game itself is one big BUG
☐ Bugs destroying the game
☐ Lot of bugs
☐ Few Bugs
☑ They are almost not noticable
☐ Nothing

===[ ✦ Others: ]===
Multiplayer: No
Co-op: Yes
Singleplayer: Yes
Bots/A.I. Controlled Teammates: Yes

Wait.
People still play this?
And the devs are actually updating the game regularly?
What???