Recent reviews by FiveK777

Was an alpha tester and this game is the biggest pile of ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ that relic has ever released. No seriously i'd rather play DOW II then this abomination.

No editor Piece by piece campaigns, barely any multiplayer. Would have been an amazing game if it resembled anything like Men of war, however there are no skirmishes. (skirmish pack is including that). the game is severely lacking a dedicated skirmish mode. This has been a key feature in Strategy games since the 1979. And on top of that the campaign hasno replayability. And to tell me to buy the "whole" game is retarded. since in total the "whole" cost of the game is around 80 freaking dollars. DLC should be extra content not the entire game itself.

2 options here To Buy or Not to buy
Sadly the dialogue options are the same way
You get 4 total options no branching dialogue no flavor texts of any sort Just (Sarcasm, Yes, What does Air do?, and No)

The story doesn't fair much better. I can write and direct a better story in my sleep it's like they hired an intern to write their story. I mean the game doesn't even attempt to have the dark humor or the depth to the world that the originals did.

There are only 5 total markets in the entirety of the game minus some wandering merchants you can sell your stuff to.

The graphics look about as good as Half Life 2. In all seriousnes if you want to play a graphically sound game play Cod or even shadow of mordor

Game runs like crap and a half.

Run to this location Kill (raiders, super muntants, ferals, or bugs). Only kind of quests you will ever get.

I could talk for hours and hours about how ♥♥♥♥♥♥ this game is and will only tell you that you shouldn't buy this game seriously do not buy into the massive over hype. The mass effect 3/COD fanboys because we know that you liked fallout for the universe you liked fallout because it was a post apacalyptic survival game with a decent story and awesome rpg aspects. This game is the worst piece of ♥♥♥♥ let down i have ever played.

The Online community has been ruined by smurfing, cheaters, Trolls. It's an overly competitive game that doesn't handle fair competition well. If you really need to ask more just read about smurfing and trolls and how new players are treated in the game. If you are trying to play this game for the first time just don't the game honestly has so many people in it trying to bully you for learning the game you might as well very literally kill yourself (you'll feel this way soon enough anyways if you try playing the game). Do you want to spend the majority of your time learning to play a game that just kicks, spits, and ♥♥♥♥♥ on you when your down? I wouldn't. The community is toxic, the developers encourage the toxic-ness, it's seen as a good thing if you are a toxic person. Just don't play this game it will ruin every hour of your life you spend in it.

Just... Do not buy this game full price.

The graphics are like looking at a incest filled half breed between the masterpiece that was divinity and fallout. Im not one for cryengine style graphics in every game but i am one for art&style which this game has NONE.

The gameplay is on par with a mobile cRPG with an extremely dull down and unbalanced mechanics that is sort of a bore unless your into clicking the disarm trap button a bajillion times.

The man who is the face of the game is an asshat... -_- unless you buy into his line of bs about how it's hard to make a game on a 2+ million dollar budget.

Mods for this game are... bare minimum at best and none have been able to fix the balance issues, lumbering gameplay and ♥♥♥♥♥♥ delivery that this game offers.

so in closure, If you like visual novels; buy this game but please do it at a reduced priced. OTHERWISE for a game it really sucks and does not deserve your money at all.

Total war is dead folks... move along also

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this review will not change until Total war changes its dlc and marketing practices....