Recent reviews by unfunny username #1967

Osiris, Osiris how promising you where

until the patch came and BOOM you where gone.....


Im so sorry but this game is the most excruciatingly boring survival game I have ever played in my life, It takes you so long to get anywhere and there so much cool ♥♥♥♥ in this game that I really want to explore but I cant get to that because of all the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ you have to do to get there.



4/10 Dont buy until it becomes fun (which will probably be a while away)

Resident Evil 7, Oh how long I waited for this game

First off you will want to know that this is a good game and I recommend it but it still comes off as very cheesy, the whole saving your girlfriend/wife and all that crap, there are some other issues that I wont discuss but overall I enjoyed it.

It gets the horror element right and the story was ok.


a 7/10 from me and maybe even an 8 on a second playthrough

Shaun Murray is god, what are you talking about

WOAH, UMM, I DIDNT MEAN FOR THAT TO HAPPEN

HELP, IM ADDICTED, HELP

Meh

My eyes are bleeding

So, I've been playing this game and its predecessor for about six years now, I've sunk thousands of offline hours into this game and I can say that through all that time I've never truly been bored by it, it just scratches a certain itch for me that no other rogue-like seems to, every failure and every success seems to continually push me to continue playing, it is for sure the best rogue-like I've ever played and holds an extremely special place in my heart, you should buy it.

Ok

To start off this game looked good in the trailer, and yes it did deliver
The first episode was, then it dragged into a complete mess of a game


This game was exteremely rushed and the plot went knowwhere
The characters are unrelatable
The ending for episode 5 where they killed the main monster was bad

In this game, when characters die, you dont feel bad at all
your ment to feel sad but you dont!


Episode 2 was alright but definitely didn't beat episode one
Episode 3 felt clunky and just didn't appeal to me
The plot isn't that good either to be completely honest
And after playing episode 4 I stopped playing, nothing could save it at this point

To put it short, Telltale, you ♥♥♥♥♥♥ up bad.