Dad Jokes 101




My wife told me to be more in touch with my feminine side
So i crashed the car
Then ignored her all day for no reason

How do you catch a unique animal?
You-ni.q up on it

I had a dream i drowned in an ocean made of soda last night
It was actually a fanta sea

What do you call a chinese billionaire?
Cha-Ching!

What do you call someone with no body and no nose?
Nobody knows

My dog used to chase people on a bike alot...
It got so bad i had to take his bike away