Recent reviews by Robyn

my team yells at me and i yell at them
10/10

it good but no update

i stole a mans wife and all of his money by simply being too much of a sigma around his wife

this is mad funny, it works aight too

its like holdfast but older
play the minisiege server if you want to not play exclusively jailbreak

once you figure it out its pretty fun

this game is based

"If its not Human, time for kaboomin'."

I HATE TURKISH PEOPLE SO MUCH

This was actually the first game to ever sell 1 Trillion copies.

The developers created this game after communing with God himself, and the message of the location of the Ark of the Covenant was beamed into the soul of the devs. In the distant past Moses attempted to make this game, however he did not have access to the technology required. So he inscribed the code upon 2 stone tablets and hid them within the Ark of the Covenant. The true purpose of the crusades was to recover the Ark of the Covenant and develop the game so the Popes could play it privately within the Vatican. The Knights Templar successfully accomplished this and recovered the Ark, but they took the tablets for themselves, so they could develop the game for their own private use. This angered the Pope, and he had them shut down and arrested, he was trying to hide this game from other people, however, the Knights Templar hid the tablets before they were arrested, and hundreds of years later, they were recovered by the devs of this game. Thus making this game's devs modern prophets.