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Recent reviews by Skimpy (ᐛ )b

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1 person found this review helpful
72.6 hrs on record (49.2 hrs at review time)
I was huddling with half my team in a crater pit on the map St Marie Du Mont, shells blowing up all around us and we all shared bedtime stories to pass the time or until we all get shot. Somebody was playing the trailer for RAID: SHADOW LEGENDS on comms while we sneak into the city and another unit across the street from us were charging into the german line screaming between themselves that they were the real dirty dan.

Best experience I've had in a long time.

Score: 9/10
Posted 24 December, 2022.
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2 people found this review helpful
432.4 hrs on record (355.5 hrs at review time)
Little men HUGE PICKAXES .

Score: 10 rocks / 10 stones
Posted 24 December, 2022.
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2 people found this review helpful
1
12.1 hrs on record (8.3 hrs at review time)
I thought it was going to rain today but realized I live in California.

Score: 8/10
Posted 24 December, 2022.
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61 people found this review helpful
6 people found this review funny
2
5
41.4 hrs on record
I literally play this game with friends and we always win with my six-man team of cupcakes.

I have them in front my friend's team when engaging in battle, despite them crying like abused children when taking damage.

Did you know that the term "cupcake" was a way to remember the amount of ingredients to make a cake. Each ingredient is measured by the cupful: 1 cup butter, 2 cups sugar, 3 cups flour, and 4 eggs. This 1,2,3,4 recipe is why cupcakes were also once called number cakes.

Score: cup / cake
Posted 24 December, 2022.
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35 people found this review helpful
21 people found this review funny
2
5
30.4 hrs on record (27.8 hrs at review time)
Game Content
Score (/10)
Atmosphere
7
Horror
6.5
Character Model
666
In Game Content
7
Teabagging Ritual
10
Sexy Factor
12
Mating Call
15
Thigh Strength
Crushed Watermelon

Score: 8.5/10
Posted 24 December, 2022. Last edited 28 December, 2023.
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1 person found this review helpful
1.8 hrs on record
I just need Star Wars: Rogue Squadron on steam and I will be set.
Posted 30 June, 2019.
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3 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
1,000.4 hrs on record (594.0 hrs at review time)
This game has hats and I love my fedora tipping heavy.
Posted 28 March, 2017.
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