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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
2.3 hrs on record (0.4 hrs at review time)
Whoa, alright!

[Verse 1]
Thunder, rain and lightnin'
Danger, water risin'
Clamor, sirens wailing
It's such a bad sign
Shadows of dark creatures
Steel clouds floatin' in the air
People run for shelter
What's gonna happen to us?

[Pre-Chorus]
All the steps we take, all the moves we make
All the pain at stake
I see the chaos for anyone
Who are we? What can we do?
You and I are the same in the way that
We have our own styles that we won't change
Yours is filled with evil, and mine is not
There is no way I can lose

[Chorus]
Can't hold on much longer
(But I will never let go)
I know it's a one-way track
(Tell me now how long this'll last)
I'm not gonna think this way
(Nor will I count on others)
Close my eyes and feel it burn
(Now I see what I've gotta do)
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Open your heart; it's gonna be alright

[Verse 2]
Ancient cities blazin'
Shadows keep attackin'
Little children cryin'
Confusion, hopeless anger

[Pre-Chorus]
I don't know what it can be
But you drive me crazy
All your cunning tricks make me sick
You won't have it your own way

[Chorus]
Can't hold on much longer
(But I will never let go)
I know it's a one-way track
(Tell me now how long this'll last)
I'm not gonna think this way
(Nor will I count on others)
Close my eyes and feel it burn
(Now I see what I've gotta do)

Open your heart, and you will see!
[Guitar Solo]

All right!
Yeah

[Bridge]
If it won't stop
There will be no future for us
Its heart's tied down by
All the hate; gotta set it free

[Chorus Variation]
I know it's a one-way track
(Tell me now how long this'll last)
Close my eyes and feel it burn
(Now I see what I've gotta do)

Gotta open your heart, dude!

[Chorus]
Can't hold on much longer
(But I will never let go)
I know it's a one-way track
(Tell me now how long this'll last)
I'm not gonna think this way
(Nor will I count on others)
Close my eyes and feel it burn
(Now I see what I've gotta do)
Open your heart, it's gonna be alright!

[Outro]
Yeah!
Open your heart!
Yeah!
Open your heart!
Posted 26 October, 2023.
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22 people found this review helpful
6 people found this review funny
5.1 hrs on record (3.0 hrs at review time)
[Sonic Underground Theme Song]

(Sonic)
Triplets born, the throne awaits
A seer warns of a deadly fate
Give up your children, separate
Bide your time, lie in wait!

Sonic Underground! (Sonic!)
Sonic Underground! (Sonic!)
They made a vow, their mother will be found!

The children grow, learn what's right!
Leaders of the freedom fight!
They seek their mother, she knows they do!
Is it time? If she only knew!
Will the prophecy come true!??

Sonic Underground! (Sonic!)
Sonic Underground!
(Queen Aleena): I long for my children, but I have to wait;
To act too soon could seal their fate..

They made a vow, their mother will be found!
Sonic Underground!
[The show was cancelled so the prophecy was false lol]
Posted 26 October, 2023.
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3 people found this review helpful
2 people found this review funny
18.5 hrs on record (4.0 hrs at review time)
She Hyperdimension on my Neptunia until i Re;Birth2 Sisters Generation
Posted 24 October, 2023.
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1 person found this review funny
6.7 hrs on record (6.5 hrs at review time)
When i move you move, just like that
Posted 7 October, 2023.
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31.2 hrs on record (8.5 hrs at review time)
She pizza on my tower till i https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3cmVh88bFPw
Posted 1 October, 2023. Last edited 1 October, 2023.
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17.5 hrs on record (3.4 hrs at review time)
I-I can explain
Posted 30 September, 2023.
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51 people found this review helpful
38 people found this review funny
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11.8 hrs on record (0.5 hrs at review time)
Let me tell you about Julius Belmont.

Dracula was the incarnation of all evil guaranteed to resurrect at least once a century, until he met Julius. When Julius Belmont ices a ♥♥♥♥♥, he stays dead. Dracula's immortal soul got ♥♥♥♥♥♥ so hard it reincarnated as a Japanese twink. That's right, Julius gave the lord of darkness the John Numbers treatment.

Years later you get to play as Twinkula disciplining your pet castle and wannabe Dracula trying to fill the power vacuula. And it's all pretty tame until you meet Julius ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Belmont, who is pretty ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ sure he said No Draculas. Some of you may remember the next part, because if you were young it's where you got your ass kicked to the sound of Julius' personal ass kicking mix. And once you think you've got him down he just uses Grand Cross, instantly kills you, and rips apart the castle in the background just because.

So you finally get through all that and become Top Drac, only for Soma's bat-senses to kick in and he comes to a realization: -This ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ is sandbagging -This is the hardest fight in the game and it's just Julius giving up because he feels sorry for me -This is what Julius throwing a fight looks like Julius is like "Sorry I only feel comfortable killing vampires not Japanese women" and Soma doesn't correct him, just runs off to punch the castle in the snout until it behaves because Jesus Christ you stony prick you're going to get me killed

And everything's fine until cultists try to get their hands on Dracula's stash again in Dawn of Sorrow. There you have to use touch screen to seal bosses or they'll resurrect indefinitely. Without sealing magic, you can't just murder bosses so hard so hard they don't come back--unless you're Julius ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Belmont. ♥♥♥♥ your touchscreen gimmicks, Belmont says.

How old is Julius during the games? Late fifties. This is what old and busted Julius Belmont looks like. Julius Belmont in his prime cannot be depicted, for no game can contain him.
Posted 23 September, 2023.
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42 people found this review helpful
17 people found this review funny
5.6 hrs on record (3.0 hrs at review time)
Almost Christmas means it wasnt christmas!
Posted 13 September, 2023.
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13.4 hrs on record (3.3 hrs at review time)
This skyrim is so good, i think imma buy it a second time
Posted 1 September, 2023.
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0.3 hrs on record
Eh its alright i guess, can see why my friend 100% it though
Posted 10 August, 2023.
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