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Recent reviews by KernelPopcorn

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1 person found this review helpful
0.0 hrs on record
The political fiasco surrounding the new paths has obscured the fact that those paths are, in a vacuum, dumb. This just isn’t a quality DLC.
Posted 5 March. Last edited 5 March.
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73 people found this review helpful
200 people found this review funny
5.3 hrs on record
Early Access Review
Yay, golf!




now all I need is friends...
Posted 26 December, 2016.
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21 people found this review helpful
57 people found this review funny
63.5 hrs on record (19.4 hrs at review time)
-Play Finnish Campaign

-Tear apart Soviet biplanes for hours on end

-Rise in squadron ranks all the way to second in command

-Power lust

-"Accidentally" shoot down squadron leader

-"Accidentally" crash into his parachute

-bowdowntome.wmv
Posted 15 December, 2016. Last edited 16 December, 2016.
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4 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
179.4 hrs on record (147.9 hrs at review time)
Easily the most intense game on the market.

You will run through machinegun fire, bullets cracking past your head, and witness your comrades falling all around you.

You will pray that the enemy tank doesn't see you before you can dive into that next trench.

You will scream and run for your life when a grenade lands at your feet.

You will do what the guy screaming over the mic in an unnervingly convincing Russian accent tells you to do without question.


In Red Orchestra 2, you are not a hero.


In Red Orchestra 2, your life does not matter.


In Red Orchestra 2, you are a cog in a machine oiled with blood.
Posted 7 November, 2016. Last edited 2 October, 2022.
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59 people found this review helpful
72 people found this review funny
1,626.7 hrs on record (72.3 hrs at review time)
I thought it was boring at first.





Then I realized it was 1AM.

EDIT: The only thing spooky about this halloween sale is that the DLC for this game is still full price.
Posted 6 October, 2015. Last edited 31 October, 2015.
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121 people found this review helpful
119 people found this review funny
0.0 hrs on record
Buy this for two reasons.

1: To support the dev
2: To disguise yourself as a zombie and rek
Posted 10 August, 2015.
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6 people found this review helpful
2 people found this review funny
0.4 hrs on record
Do you really need to read another negative review?
Posted 30 July, 2015.
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This review has been banned by a Steam moderator for violating the Steam Terms of Service. It cannot be modified by the reviewer.
No one has rated this review as helpful yet
2 people found this review funny
0.4 hrs on record
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Posted 24 April, 2015.
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112 people found this review helpful
190 people found this review funny
12.6 hrs on record (4.5 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
It's not pay to win if you're MLG.






I'm not MLG.
Posted 12 April, 2015.
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