Recent reviews by Mal

Truly, the game of all time.

The pain is indeed maximum

Rock n' Stone

This game isn't just the original Frostpunk with an additional map and story. It's an entirely new experience, introducing completely different game mechanics. Needing to balance two distinct ideologies, ensuring the city's long-term survival and pushing through laws and policies that are done by vote. I think it's a phenomenal game, though it doesn't quite capture the intensity of the first. 8.5/10

♥♥♥♥ the pilgrims though, bastards don't want people to be warm wtf

It starts with one
One thing I don't know why
It doesn't even matter how hard you try
Keep that in mind, I designed this rhyme
To explain in due time

All I know
Time is a valuable thing
Watch it fly by as the pendulum swings
Watch it count down to the end of the day
The clock ticks life away

I love having multiple strokes trying to manage traffic. (Who ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ gives way at a roundabout)

Who knew a bunch of blokes in for murder would ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ murder each other for no reason in a prison

I ever tell you about the time me and Keith made a homemade bumper car ride with ridin' mowers in his backyard? Mower blade wounds over 90% of his body. I didn't run him over, either; he somehow managed to fall under his own.

I blame this game for making me picking mechanical engineering.

Literal virtual crack.