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7.9 hrs on record
ideal woman :3
Posted 13 January.
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5 people found this review funny
0.5 hrs on record (0.3 hrs at review time)
lolw key philosopical and makes me thiinmk abouyt deatrh and thye end of the universe i bcant lie
Posted 2 January.
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228.3 hrs on record (12.3 hrs at review time)
Young Chop on the beat
I can't spell sober
I'm a smoker, Fredo a drinker
Tadoe off molly water
Sober, my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ stay sober
Sober
Damn I hate being sober
I hate being sober
Damn I hate being sober, I'm a smoker
Fredo a drinker, Tadoe off molly water
But we can't spell sober
But I roll up, when we roll up ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ be on us
All the hoes they love smoking, and love drinking
Anti-sober, for no reason
'Cause we can't spell sober
Ya know us, we smoke strong bruh
Watch me roll up
'Cause I can't spell sober
On my tour bus
We get dumb high you's a floorboard
Fredo got a hangover he totin' a Cobra
Last night he was shootin' ♥♥♥♥ up like O-Dog
Reese rollin', Tadoe got hoes on mollies
Chief Sosa, Ballout, we high riding 'Rari's
My ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ love drinking, some love smoking
Let my alcoholic ♥♥♥♥♥ hit the dope, she start choking
Call up D-Money, now we throw money
All these ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ off these ♥♥♥♥♥, walking 'round like some zombies
Call up D-Money, now we throw money
All these ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ off these ♥♥♥♥♥, walking 'round like some zombies
Damn I hate being sober, I'm a smoker
Fredo a drinker, Tadoe off molly water
But we can't spell sober
But I roll up, when we roll up ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ be on us
All the hoes they love smoking, and love drinking
Anti-sober, for no reason
'Cause we can't spell sober
Ya know us, we smoke strong bruh
Watch me roll up
'Cause I can't spell sober
We got 100 pounds of this ♥♥♥♥, my stash house with them bricks
My pockets filled with them stacks, my ♥♥♥♥♥ be gone off a flat
She a hot tamale when she pop a molly, it's time to party, we party hard
Drink and smoke it, drink and smoke it, drink and smoke it, we high for sure
I came in back of that Rolls, ♥♥♥♥♥ I ain't stuntin' them hoes
I trick a ♥♥♥♥♥ to suck ♥♥♥♥
Trick, what you spend on her, we spend on clothes
Too young for me she want Sosa, shooters in the Range Rover
That's GBE, when them two-two-threes get to flyin' ♥♥♥♥♥ its over
See my ring chain and my Rolex when I'm flexin'
♥♥♥♥♥ I got to get mine, ♥♥♥♥♥ get outta line, I check 'em
See this gangsta ♥♥♥♥, stuntin' to perfection
♥♥♥♥♥ better believe me, I make it look easy
Damn I hate being sober, I'm a smoker
Fredo a drinker, Tadoe off molly water
But we can't spell sober
But I roll up, when we roll up ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ be on us
All the hoes they love smoking, and love drinking
Anti-sober, for no reason
'Cause we can't spell sober
Ya know us, we smoke strong bruh
Watch me roll up
'Cause I can't spell sober
Uh, my weed so strong, my cheese so long
Roll so many joints soon I might need a lung
Spend so many grands that I might need some bands
That's your ♥♥♥♥♥ why she acting like she need a man?
I'm faded, talking mills 'cause I made it
Talking pounds 'cause I smoke it
Talking game 'cause I played it
I'm wasted, Rose that's my favorite
OG kush you could taste it
Buying Cris' by the cases
I hate being sober
Don't smell no one smoking
Me and my ♥♥♥♥♥♥ come roll up
Believe they gon' fire on you
You think you could roll up
You smoke by the ounce
Well ♥♥♥♥♥, I smoke by the pound 'cause
Damn I hate being sober, I'm a smoker
Fredo a drinker, Tadoe off molly water
But we can't spell sober
But I roll up, when we roll up ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ be on us
All the hoes they love smoking, and love drinking
Anti-sober, for no reason
'Cause we can't spell sober
Ya know us, we smoke strong bruh
Watch me roll up
'Cause I can't spell sober
Posted 12 August, 2023. Last edited 17 August, 2023.
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23.3 hrs on record (5.2 hrs at review time)
dual shotgun. Thank u
Posted 3 July, 2023.
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24.7 hrs on record (4.4 hrs at review time)
no ak 47 game bad
Posted 2 January, 2023.
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63.9 hrs on record (35.2 hrs at review time)
Pop, pop, pop, pop
Blood, blood, blood, blood, blood
Pop, pop, pop, pop, pop
Blood, blood, blood, blood, blood
Cover fire
I need a rumor
You're a school shooter
A problematic desire
I'm just a gun with the hire
Pop your skull and your tires
I want your feeling and everything in your fiber
Uh, uh, uh, uh
And I'm popping bubblegum
Yeah, I feel you on my tongue
Lick across the clip of my gun
Am I, am I in love
Or am I off the drugs?
Your girl say I ♥♥♥♥ like a thug
She want kisses over blunts
Let the chains hit her face
Gunshots feel like a blade
Swerve the car, make me race
Suicide's a mistake
Snipers chill with barretts
Push you off of the edge
Throwing knife, like, pick your fight
♥♥♥♥♥ boy, I wanna see my bride
I feel like Xzibit 'cause I pimp my ride
Yeah, ♥♥♥♥♥, just want you to pick up your side
Thoughts contrived, yeah, baby
I can never do right in your mind
It's just so hard to stay attached to this world
Love you like matter
MP5 like scatter
Blunts just leaves me staggered
Got 12 on me
Won't let me be
Got gummy worms stuck in my teeth
I seen her face, I'm that OG
Grapple tape on my SMG
Talk, talk, talk but you won't beat me
Cover fire
I need a rumor
I'm just cooler
All right, IG
I had a, had a hard workout today but
I'll see y'all later
What's up, boy?
(Pop, pop, pop, pop)
(Blood, blood, blood, blood, blood)
(Pop, pop, pop, pop, pop)
(Blood, blood, blood, blood, blood)
Posted 2 December, 2022.
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1 person found this review funny
143.8 hrs on record (50.6 hrs at review time)
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO THE UNITED BANK OF MONIE
Posted 11 August, 2022.
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1 person found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
11,578.3 hrs on record (4,684.3 hrs at review time)
wat hthe hell my ear hurt
Posted 27 March, 2022.
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1 person found this review funny
798.6 hrs on record (402.2 hrs at review time)
CS:GO Review
I have lost so much money
Posted 7 February, 2022.
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1 person found this review helpful
0.5 hrs on record
TH5S WAS THE WORST EXPERENCE OF MY LIFE and i will now evaporated
Posted 2 January, 2022.
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