Recent reviews by MerHadez

buy game
drink till your poor
get a j*b
hate that j*b
quit
live of unemployment bonus and septic tanks
get money
buy car = get poor again
then work your ass off
buy parts
build car
the car doesn't work
checking the whole car every singe wire every single bolt
no start
have a life crisis
find problem
car still doesn't start

10/10 banger

Arma Reforger is currently the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ to ever ♥♥♥♥ in the history of gaming ♥♥♥♥.
I load in and the game immediately hits me with a 20-second ♥♥♥♥ FREEZE — a monumental slab of frozen ♥♥♥♥ where the map, the players, the sky and even my hopes all turn into one giant glacier of motionless ♥♥♥♥.

I move ten feet and the server slaps me with a lag spike made of compressed cosmic ♥♥♥♥.
My character rubberbands back like the universe said, ‘No, you stay in this pile of ♥♥♥♥.’

Gunfights?
Forget it.
You fire one shot and the game becomes a ♥♥♥♥ slideshow, stuttering through three frames of pure ♥♥♥♥ before catapulting you into a pile of additional ♥♥♥♥ you didn’t even know existed.

Vehicles?
♥♥♥♥ on wheels.
You tap the accelerator and instantly get launched into a ♥♥♥♥ vortex, crashing into invisible ♥♥♥♥ objects, flipping into the air like a ♥♥♥♥ frisbee with ♥♥♥♥ physics powered by fossilized ♥♥♥♥.

Explosions?
Absolute ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥.
One explosion and the entire server collapses into a ♥♥♥♥ dimension, dragging every player into a lag coma full of brown pixelated ♥♥♥♥.

And THEN —
THEN the game does its favourite trick:

Closing.
Just closing.
Instant shutdown.
Full-screen blackout of pure, premium, handcrafted developer-grade ♥♥♥♥.

No warning.
No message.
Just the game quietly saying,
‘Enough ♥♥♥♥ for today,’
and unplugging itself from existence.

Every match is a marathon of:
• ♥♥♥♥ lag
• ♥♥♥♥ freezes
• ♥♥♥♥ crashes
• ♥♥♥♥ vehicles
• ♥♥♥♥ AI
• ♥♥♥♥ hitreg
• ♥♥♥♥ physics
• ♥♥♥♥ teleporting
• ♥♥♥♥ falling through floors
• ♥♥♥♥ bugs stacked on older ♥♥♥♥ bugs
• and brand-new ♥♥♥♥ bugs built from the ashes of previous ♥♥♥♥ bugs.

The player base is just sprinting around in circles screaming at the ♥♥♥♥, shooting at the ♥♥♥♥, drowning in the ♥♥♥♥, and occasionally becoming the ♥♥♥♥.

Honestly, Arma Reforger isn’t even a game right now.
It’s a living monument to unstable, unpredictable, historically significant ♥♥♥♥.

10/10 ♥♥♥♥.
A masterpiece of ♥♥♥♥.
Will absolutely install more ♥♥♥♥ mods and play this ♥♥♥♥ again tomorrow.”

Absolute banger of a game!

I was told i don't have to carry a weapon.

car go vroom!

i boot up the game for the first time ever

i take the flashlight, spirit box and emf
i go to the front door and open it
i walk in
i get scared
walk out and into the truck/van
i guess a random ghost and press on the keypad
i get it righ

10/10 would guess randomly again

extreamly good

i likew gta