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⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⢀⣼⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧⠄⠄⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣇⣼⣿⣿⠿⠶⠙⣿⡟⠡⣴⣿⣽⣿⣧⠄⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣾⣿⣿⣟⣭⣾⣿⣷⣶⣶⣴⣶⣿⣿⢄⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⣩⣿⣿⣿⡏⢻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣹⡋⠘⠷⣦⣀⣠⡶⠁⠈⠁⠄⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣍⠃⣴⣶⡔⠒⠄⣠⢀⠄⠄⠄⡨⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣦⡘⠿⣷⣿⠿⠟⠃⠄⠄⣠⡇⠈⠻⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠟⠋⢁⣷⣠⠄⠄⠄⠄⣀⣠⣾⡟⠄⠄⠄⠄⠉⠙⠻
⡿⠟⠋⠁⠄⠄⠄⢸⣿⣿⡯⢓⣴⣾⣿⣿⡟⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄
⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⣿⡟⣷⠄⠹⣿⣿⣿⡿⠁⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄
Government sponsored edging sessions now enacted
Xi Ping Penis Premier 悗f篝嚠
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WE TRUE SCHLOMOS
WE JEW TOGETHER
WE GO TO TEMPLE TOGETHER
#JEWARMY
Send this SHEKEL to everyone you care about including me if you care.
⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⢘⣯⠖⠙⠓⠄⠈⠙⠋⡉⠋⢉⠖⠛⠻⣦⡔⠄⠄⠄
⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⢱⣿⣧⣒⣤⣶⣾⣱⣿⣭⣦⣿⣶⣖⣴⣿⣷⠄⠄⠄
⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠙⢛⣻⡿⡿⣻⣿⡿⣯⡹⢙⣿⣿⡻⣻⠛⠃⠄⠄⠄
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⣆⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⢀⠄⢰⠄⠄⢻⠃⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⢸⠃⠄⢠⣴⣿
⣿⣷⣀⠄⠄⠄⠠⠄⢸⠄⠄⠈⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠈⠄⠄⠄⠄⣸⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣷⡀⠄⠄⠄⢸⡀⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⣰⡜⠄⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿
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RAUUUUGHHHH!!!!
2am Help Jack off the horse
3am Collect from the poor, give to the rich
4am Prank call Ghandi
5am Kiss Erin Picture good night
6 am Sleep
7 am Dream of Erin
8 am Dream of Duck Quack Quack
9 am Dream of Monkey Engineer (Josh reference)
10 am Dream of Noah's Balls
11 am Dream of Erin again
12 am Dream of Erin's bf getting killed
1 pm Dream of Baptist coalition
2 pm Get my friends to wake me up
3 pm Set Pizza timer
4 pm Edit videos of my no-longer friends playing with me
5 pm Check out my empty room of anime figurines
6 pm Buy £60 Berserk books
7 pm Go to work as a traffic voyeur
8 pm Look at women crossing the road
9 pm Set Pizza timer again, watch women
10 pm Hard day's work is over
11 pm Massage sister's feet (sniff when she isn't looking)
12 pm Head to secret Baptist meeting about generational wealth
2am jack off
3am jack off
4am jack off
5am jack off
6 am rest break (water and protein powder drenched in my own semen)
7 am jack off
8 am jack off
9 am jack off
10 am jack off
11 am jack off (on the roof this time)
12 am jack off
1 pm unlock new semen color
2 pm jack off
3 pm late lunch (hardened semen chunks)
4 pm jack off
5 pm evaluate ♥♥♥ Jar collection
6 pm jack off (into pringles can)
7 pm jack off
8 pm jack off
9 pm dinner (large quantities of fried chicken covered in ♥♥♥)
10 pm jack off
Thousands of miles away, two emaciated parents and their child watch a stream of the event on their extremely outdated iPhone 40s. The father begins to weep.
“One day…” he pauses as he wipes away a tear running down his cheek. “One day, we will get to taste those salty fries and liquid cheese again.” He walks over to the fridge, nearly tripping over an eviction notice letter stating he owed two months of rent (approximately $1,200,000). “Tonight, though, we have this.” He pulls out a can of cold cat food.
“We got a big surprise for all Taco Bell fans!” says the reanimated corpse of Marcus Crassus, who now serves as CEO. He rubs his hands together as he grins. “We’re bringing back nacho fries!”
The crowd, which is largely made up of extremely wealthy looking investors and AI-fueled robotic journalists, goes so wild that some people start foaming at the mouth.
Marcus waits 10 minutes for the uproar to die down before tapping the mic a few times. He closes his eyes, grins harder, and raises his hand slightly. “… For the low, low price of $75 a serving!”
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WE TRUE SCHLOMOS
WE JEW TOGETHER
WE GO TO TEMPLE TOGETHER
#JEWARMY
Send this SHEKEL to everyone you care about including me if you care.
希望能很快再见到你。 - PorHub™ 管理员
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🚫ERROR!🚫 💯True💯 Brothers of Islam are irreplaceable ☪I could never delete you Brother!💖 Send this to ten other 👪Mujahideen👪 who would give their lives for ﷲAllahﷲ Or never get called ☁️Brother☁
IMPLEMENT SHARIA LAW
وقحة!
BUILD A BURKA AND FIND A RESPONSIBLE HUSBAND TO TAKE OWNERSHIP OF HER
PUT THE SECOND-CLASS CITIZENS IN THEIR PLACE
THE NEW SAUDI COLLECTION FROM CROWN PRINCE MOHAMMED BIN SALMAN
2am jack off
3am jack off
4am jack off
5am jack off
6 am rest break (water and protein powder drenched in my own semen)
7 am jack off
8 am jack off
9 am jack off
10 am jack off
11 am jack off (on the roof this time)
12 am jack off
1 pm unlock new semen color
2 pm jack off
3 pm late lunch (hardened semen chunks)
4 pm jack off
5 pm evaluate ♥♥♥ Jar collection
6 pm jack off (into pringles can)
7 pm jack off
8 pm jack off
9 pm dinner (large quantities of fried chicken covered in ♥♥♥)
10 pm jack off
Hello from Russia
such W O W
who lives in a blue world
and all day and all night and everything he sees is just blue like him inside and outside
blue his house with a blue little window and a blue corvette and everything is blue for him and himself and everybody around him cuz aint got nobody to listen
It doesn't even matter how hard you try
Keep that in mind, I designed this rhyme
To remind myself of a time when I tried so hard
In spite of the way you were mockin' me
Actin' like I was part of your property
Remembering all the times you fought with me
I'm surprised it got so far
Things aren't the way they were before
You wouldn't even recognize me anymore
Not that you knew me back then
But it all comes back to me in the end
You kept everything inside
And even though I tried, it all fell apart
What it meant to me will eventually
Be a memory of a time when I
I tried so hard and got so far
But in the end, it doesn't even matter
I had to fall to lose it all
But in the end, it doesn't even matter
One thing, I don't know why
It doesn't even matter how hard you try