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✠ Ave Christus Rex ✠ 22 Dec, 2024 @ 2:21pm 
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Government sponsored edging sessions now enacted
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✠ Ave Christus Rex ✠ 22 Dec, 2024 @ 2:21pm 
invade the forest 入侵森林 sneak in at dawn when blue man sleep 藍人睡覺時在黎明時潛入 speak with a black hedgehog 和一隻黑刺猬說話 request his dark blessing 請求他的黑暗祝福 search for the pink number 搜索粉紅色的數字
Troubels 13 Nov, 2024 @ 9:09am 
i know u keep a little dirt under your pillow for the dirtman
G.I. Slayer 6 Nov, 2024 @ 11:23am 
where is ambatron i need to talk
✠ Ave Christus Rex ✠ 1 Nov, 2024 @ 10:11pm 
IF U WERE KILLED TOMORROW, I WOULDNT GO 2 UR FUNERAL CUZ ID B N JAIL 4 JEWIN DA GOY THAT KILLED U!

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WE TRUE SCHLOMOS
WE JEW TOGETHER
WE GO TO TEMPLE TOGETHER
#JEWARMY
Send this SHEKEL to everyone you care about including me if you care.
✠ Ave Christus Rex ✠ 18 Oct, 2024 @ 4:27am 
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RAUUUUGHHHH!!!!
Troubels 7 Sep, 2024 @ 7:36am 
when the jungledrums play ima remember to come touch your booty cheeks (LOVE FROM YOUR BF UP NORTH)
Apollon ☦ 17 Jul, 2024 @ 7:57am 
salamu alaikum warahmatullahi wabarakatuh bismillah warahman warahim alhamdulillah la ilaha ilallah
J 16 Jul, 2024 @ 12:00am 
1am Baptist Church congregation
2am Help Jack off the horse
3am Collect from the poor, give to the rich
4am Prank call Ghandi
5am Kiss Erin Picture good night
6 am Sleep
7 am Dream of Erin
8 am Dream of Duck Quack Quack
9 am Dream of Monkey Engineer (Josh reference)
10 am Dream of Noah's Balls
11 am Dream of Erin again
12 am Dream of Erin's bf getting killed
1 pm Dream of Baptist coalition
2 pm Get my friends to wake me up
3 pm Set Pizza timer
4 pm Edit videos of my no-longer friends playing with me
5 pm Check out my empty room of anime figurines
6 pm Buy £60 Berserk books
7 pm Go to work as a traffic voyeur
8 pm Look at women crossing the road
9 pm Set Pizza timer again, watch women
10 pm Hard day's work is over
11 pm Massage sister's feet (sniff when she isn't looking)
12 pm Head to secret Baptist meeting about generational wealth
✠ Ave Christus Rex ✠ 15 Jul, 2024 @ 9:23am 
1am wake up
2am jack off
3am jack off
4am jack off
5am jack off
6 am rest break (water and protein powder drenched in my own semen)
7 am jack off
8 am jack off
9 am jack off
10 am jack off
11 am jack off (on the roof this time)
12 am jack off
1 pm unlock new semen color
2 pm jack off
3 pm late lunch (hardened semen chunks)
4 pm jack off
5 pm evaluate ♥♥♥ Jar collection
6 pm jack off (into pringles can)
7 pm jack off
8 pm jack off
9 pm dinner (large quantities of fried chicken covered in ♥♥♥)
10 pm jack off
J 14 Jul, 2024 @ 4:01pm 
hey there buddy chum pal friend buddy pal chum bud friend fella bruther amigo pal buddy friend chummy chum chum pal i don't mean to be rude my friend pal home slice bread slice dawg but i gotta warn ya if u take one more diddly darn step right there im going to have to diddly darn snap ur neck and wowza wouldn't that be a crummy juncture, huh? do yuo want that? do wish upon yourself to come into physical experience with a crummy juncture? because friend buddy chum friend chum pally pal chum friend if you keep this up well gosh diddly darn i just might have to get not so friendly with u my friendly friend friend pal friend buddy chum pally friend chum buddy...
✠ Ave Christus Rex ✠ 25 Jun, 2024 @ 4:19pm 
You better hang up that computer call and kiss me on my hot mouth im feeling romantical
✠ Ave Christus Rex ✠ 23 Apr, 2024 @ 12:52pm 
Your personality is as pretty as you are and thats saying something. I love you, please date me. I am not even calling it e dating anymore because I know we will meet soon enough heart OK I ADMIT IT I LOVE YOU OK i hecking love you and it breaks my heart when i see you play with someone else or anyone commenting in your profile i just want to be your girlfriend and put a heart in my profile linking to your profile and have a walltext of you commenting cute things i want to play video games talk in discord all night and watch a movie together but you just seem so uninsterested in me it hecking kills me and i cant take it anymore i want to remove you but i care too much about you so please i’m begging you to eaither love me back or remove me and never contact me again it hurts so much to say this because i need you by my side but if you dont love me then i want you to leave because seeing your icon in my friendlist would kill me everyday of my pathetic life.
✠ Ave Christus Rex ✠ 23 Apr, 2024 @ 12:52pm 
can we honestly e date? you’re so beautiful. You always make me laugh, you always make me smile. You literally make me want to become a better person... I really enjoy every moment we spend togeth iner. My time has no value unless its spent with you. I tell everyone of my irls how awesome you are. Thank you for being you. Whenever you need someone to be there for you, know that i’ll always be right there by your side. I love you so much. I don’t think you ever realize how amazing you are sometimes. Life isn’t as fun when you’re not around. You are truly stunning. I want you to be my soulmate. I love the way you smile, your eyes are absolutely gorgeous. If I had a star for everytime you crossed my mind i could make the entire galaxy.
✠ Ave Christus Rex ✠ 6 Apr, 2024 @ 4:04pm 
Paramedics rush in as several investors go into cardiac arrest from sheer excitement. The excitement in the room is so overwhelming that it was rumored people 100 miles away the San Francisco fentanyl dome could hear it.
Thousands of miles away, two emaciated parents and their child watch a stream of the event on their extremely outdated iPhone 40s. The father begins to weep.
“One day…” he pauses as he wipes away a tear running down his cheek. “One day, we will get to taste those salty fries and liquid cheese again.” He walks over to the fridge, nearly tripping over an eviction notice letter stating he owed two months of rent (approximately $1,200,000). “Tonight, though, we have this.” He pulls out a can of cold cat food.
✠ Ave Christus Rex ✠ 6 Apr, 2024 @ 4:04pm 
The year is 2054. Minimum wage is still $7.25. A soft taco costs $50. Taco Bell is having its annual state of the union.
“We got a big surprise for all Taco Bell fans!” says the reanimated corpse of Marcus Crassus, who now serves as CEO. He rubs his hands together as he grins. “We’re bringing back nacho fries!”
The crowd, which is largely made up of extremely wealthy looking investors and AI-fueled robotic journalists, goes so wild that some people start foaming at the mouth.
Marcus waits 10 minutes for the uproar to die down before tapping the mic a few times. He closes his eyes, grins harder, and raises his hand slightly. “… For the low, low price of $75 a serving!”
✠ Ave Christus Rex ✠ 27 Mar, 2024 @ 7:46pm 
IF U WERE KILLED TOMORROW, I WOULDNT GO 2 UR FUNERAL CUZ ID B N JAIL 4 JEWIN DA GOY THAT KILLED U!

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WE TRUE SCHLOMOS
WE JEW TOGETHER
WE GO TO TEMPLE TOGETHER
#JEWARMY
Send this SHEKEL to everyone you care about including me if you care.
✠ Ave Christus Rex ✠ 14 Mar, 2024 @ 6:12am 
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✠ Ave Christus Rex ✠ 14 Mar, 2024 @ 6:04am 
invade the forest 入侵森林 sneak in at dawn when blue man sleep 藍人睡覺時在黎明時潛入 speak with a black hedgehog 和一隻黑刺猬說話 request his dark blessing 請求他的黑暗祝福 search for the pink number 搜索粉紅色的數字
CultOfTheAnnoyingCrow 7 Mar, 2024 @ 2:03pm 
CAW
✠ Ave Christus Rex ✠ 7 Mar, 2024 @ 11:21am 
IM DELETING YOU, BROTHER!
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🚫ERROR!🚫 💯True💯 Brothers of Islam are irreplaceable ☪I could never delete you Brother!💖 Send this to ten other 👪Mujahideen👪 who would give their lives for ﷲAllahﷲ Or never get called ☁️Brother☁
✠ Ave Christus Rex ✠ 22 Feb, 2024 @ 1:17pm 
My money dont jiggle jiggle it folds i wanna see your ass wiggle wiggle for sure
✠ Ave Christus Rex ✠ 7 Feb, 2024 @ 4:33pm 
A WOMEN HAS BEEN SPOTTED SHOWING HER ANKLES IN LEGO CITY
IMPLEMENT SHARIA LAW
وقحة!
BUILD A BURKA AND FIND A RESPONSIBLE HUSBAND TO TAKE OWNERSHIP OF HER
PUT THE SECOND-CLASS CITIZENS IN THEIR PLACE
THE NEW SAUDI COLLECTION FROM CROWN PRINCE MOHAMMED BIN SALMAN
✠ Ave Christus Rex ✠ 6 Jan, 2024 @ 1:10pm 
Catfish are a diverse group of ray-finned fish. Named for their prominent barbels, which resemble a cat's whiskers, catfish range in size and behaviour from the three largest species alive, the Mekong giant catfish from Southeast Asia, the wels catfish of Eurasia, and the piraíba of South America, to detritivores, and even to a tiny parasitic species commonly called the candiru, Vandellia cirrhosa. Neither the armour-plated types nor the naked types have scales. Despite their name, not all catfish have prominent barbels or "whiskers". Members of the Siluriformes order are defined by features of the skull and swimbladder. Catfish are of considerable commercial importance; many of the larger species are farmed or fished for food. Many of the smaller species, particularly the genus Corydoras, are important in the aquarium hobby. Many catfish are nocturnal, but others (many Auchenipteridae) are crepuscular or diurnal.
Дед-Инсульт 8 Dec, 2023 @ 1:17am 
+rep
✠ Ave Christus Rex ✠ 5 Dec, 2023 @ 12:53am 
Oh herro im yerrow
✠ Ave Christus Rex ✠ 30 Oct, 2023 @ 2:20pm 
1am wake up
2am jack off
3am jack off
4am jack off
5am jack off
6 am rest break (water and protein powder drenched in my own semen)
7 am jack off
8 am jack off
9 am jack off
10 am jack off
11 am jack off (on the roof this time)
12 am jack off
1 pm unlock new semen color
2 pm jack off
3 pm late lunch (hardened semen chunks)
4 pm jack off
5 pm evaluate ♥♥♥ Jar collection
6 pm jack off (into pringles can)
7 pm jack off
8 pm jack off
9 pm dinner (large quantities of fried chicken covered in ♥♥♥)
10 pm jack off
Adamantite 18 Oct, 2023 @ 6:37am 
The ambasment is ambassiously ambassing
✠ Ave Christus Rex ✠ 16 Aug, 2023 @ 7:42am 
Sharks are a group of elasmobranch fish characterized by a cartilaginous skeleton, five to seven gill slits on the sides of the head, and pectoral fins that are not fused to the head. Modern sharks are classified within the clade Selachimorpha (or Selachii) and are the sister group to the Batoidea (rays and kin). Some sources extend the term "shark" as an informal category including extinct members of Chondrichthyes (cartilaginous fish) with a shark-like morphology, such as hybodonts. Shark-like chondrichthyans such as Cladoselache and Doliodus first appeared in the Devonian Period (419–359 Ma), though some fossilized chondrichthyan-like scales are as old as the Late Ordovician (458–444 Ma).[1] The oldest modern sharks (selachians) are known from the Early Jurassic, about 200 Ma.
Adamantite 21 Jul, 2023 @ 9:55am 
With time and patience, i haven't paid my taxes in 46 years
Apollon ☦ 10 Jul, 2023 @ 5:05am 
Αίμα Τιμή
Fluke 1 Jul, 2023 @ 4:21am 
oh my god?! Oh...mah...gawd!!!
Apollon ☦ 30 Jun, 2023 @ 8:58am 
I WANT IT I WANT IT GIMME ALL OF IT GIMME ALL OF IT!
Fluke 28 Jun, 2023 @ 12:36pm 
товарищи по команде днем... любовники ночью
Дед-Инсульт 27 Jun, 2023 @ 5:11am 
Классный игровой товарищ
Hello from Russia
Fluke 12 Jun, 2023 @ 3:33am 
because I'm bussin'....I'm bussin'
Apollon ☦ 9 Jun, 2023 @ 4:25pm 
thank you, thank you so much, this may just be what I need to buss
Fluke 9 Jun, 2023 @ 2:51am 
such knowledge
such W O W
✠ Ave Christus Rex ✠ 9 Jun, 2023 @ 2:47am 
A cactus is a member of the plant family Cactaceae a family comprising about 127 genera with some 1750 known species of the order Caryophyllales. The word cactus derives, through Latin, from the Ancient Greek word κάκτος (káktos), a name originally used by Theophrastus for a spiny plant whose identity is now not certain.[5] Cacti occur in a wide range of shapes and sizes. They are native to the Americas, ranging from Patagonia in the south to parts of western Canada in the north, with the exception of Rhipsalis baccifera, which is also found in Africa and Sri Lanka. Cacti are adapted to live in very dry environments, including the Atacama Desert, one of the driest places on Earth.
Troubels 15 Mar, 2023 @ 5:28pm 
stop stealing all our ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ sexy homie
Adamantite 24 Feb, 2023 @ 7:13am 
Take a look around
Troubels 31 Jan, 2023 @ 3:46pm 
big d swinger in the club right here
Fluke 25 Jan, 2023 @ 9:37am 
I'm an astrological lesbian
✠ Ave Christus Rex ✠ 13 Jan, 2023 @ 1:48pm 
yo listen up heres a story about a little guy
who lives in a blue world
and all day and all night and everything he sees is just blue like him inside and outside
blue his house with a blue little window and a blue corvette and everything is blue for him and himself and everybody around him cuz aint got nobody to listen
DomenikoS 21 Nov, 2022 @ 5:36am 
I'm ambassing, I'm ambassing, I'm ambassing now!
Troubels 20 Sep, 2022 @ 3:27am 
The greece god everyone needs to know about
Fluke 28 Aug, 2022 @ 3:01am 
One thing, I don't know why
It doesn't even matter how hard you try
Keep that in mind, I designed this rhyme
To remind myself of a time when I tried so hard
In spite of the way you were mockin' me
Actin' like I was part of your property
Remembering all the times you fought with me
I'm surprised it got so far
Things aren't the way they were before
You wouldn't even recognize me anymore
Not that you knew me back then
But it all comes back to me in the end
You kept everything inside
And even though I tried, it all fell apart
What it meant to me will eventually
Be a memory of a time when I
I tried so hard and got so far
But in the end, it doesn't even matter
I had to fall to lose it all
But in the end, it doesn't even matter
One thing, I don't know why
It doesn't even matter how hard you try
Adamantite 27 Aug, 2022 @ 5:30am 
It starts with-
Troubels 16 Mar, 2022 @ 1:01pm 
i deleted hes comment dont know why :D
DomenikoS 10 Mar, 2022 @ 4:51am 
GET BEHIND ME DOCTOR