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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
31.6 hrs on record (12.4 hrs at review time)
skirty dirty
Posted 18 September, 2020.
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2 people found this review funny
5,230.2 hrs on record (40.1 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
This place is a desert for the mind
Devoid of emotion and barren of thought
No real thought, at least
It's no surprise
Most minds here have long since atrophied from lack of use
They wait in flatline for the next rushing jolt of synthetic stimulation
The real world can't compare, even if it were allowed to
Contemplating the real world leads to seeing the world for what it is, a prison
A cell for the mind, body and soul
All my life I've been a prisoner
Posted 19 May, 2020. Last edited 27 July, 2022.
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3 people found this review helpful
2.3 hrs on record
It is incredible that they raised the price of this hot garbage
Posted 17 February, 2020.
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5.6 hrs on record (4.3 hrs at review time)
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arg, scurvy
Posted 11 February, 2020.
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1 person found this review helpful
134.0 hrs on record (5.9 hrs at review time)
how much money do they need from this till the next one?
Posted 1 February, 2020. Last edited 24 August, 2021.
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1 person found this review helpful
35.0 hrs on record (3.6 hrs at review time)
The Book of Revelations
Chapter 7: Verses 16 and 17 (Yes sir)
They shall hunger no more
Neither shall they thirst anymore (Preach preacher!)
And God shall wipe away (Yes sir)
Every tear from the eye (Yes sir)
Get ready for the revolution
(Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on)
Whoaaaa-o-o-oooooo-ohhhhh
Do you want a revolution?
Whoop Whoop!
I said do you want a Revolution?
Whoop Whoop
Whoaaaaa-o-o-Whoaaaa-ohhh-ohhh
Do you want a revolution?
Whoop Whoop
Come on, do you want a revolution?
Whoop Whoop!
Posted 3 January, 2020.
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0.3 hrs on record (0.2 hrs at review time)
kill thing
Posted 18 November, 2019.
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26.0 hrs on record (24.3 hrs at review time)
spooky boys
Posted 7 November, 2019.
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60.7 hrs on record (58.6 hrs at review time)
shoot gun
Posted 7 November, 2019.
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64.1 hrs on record (45.1 hrs at review time)
classic
Posted 15 September, 2019.
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