Recent reviews by Lil Pump #1 Fan

Who needs a degree in engineering when you have this?
Certainly not me.

>be me
>beta ♥♥♥♥♥ who speaks only speaks english fluently
>try some game named dota 2
>get addicted after a few hours
>meet some russians in my 2nd game
>ohshit.exe
>they only speak russian when it's clearly a US server
>play a few games with russians and peruvians
>learn how to speak Russian and Peruvian
>US at war w/ Russia and Peru in 2026
>no one in USA but me speaks russian
>they ask me to help translate what they're saying
>get stable 7 figure job
>USA controls Russia and Peru now
>I'm the most well respected person in USA
>feelsgoodman.jpg

thats why you play this game
I didn't play much