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One of the best competitive shooters of our day

compares to Counter Strike

This is not a ripoff of minecraft, Dayz, or any game of the sort. This is an amazingly made and well balanced open world zombie survival, which I've come to love very much. I hope multiplayer is integrated soon, but still.

It was 12 o' clock. Sunny, not a single cloud in the sky. Perfect day for a heist. Me, Hoxton, Wolf, and Dallas targeted a big Diamond Joint on Crime.net and met up 2 hours after. When we were ready, we jumped in the van, and took off.

Bain was connected to all of our earpieces. Giving us instructions and tips. He told us important things like how all the cases were hooked up to an alarm, and that the driver was jumpy and would leave if we sent the alarm off. We jumped out the van and set the game plan. I would go upstairs immediately and start drilling the safes open in the office. The rest would alternate killing cops, throwing bags of jewelery upstairs, and tying up hostages. We were going in loud.

We put on our masks, walked in the shop, and started firing our guns at the roof for our grand entrance. I sprinted up the stairs and set the drill, then smashed the windows and shot below to the ground floor for height advantage against the cops. Hox began quickly smashing open display cases, swiping jewelery and throwing the bags up to me. I then placed them in the office where they were safe.

The alarm triggered as our driver sped away, all the while Bain reasurring us he would come back. I yelled to them over the gunfie "220 SECONDS!" indicating the time it would take to drill through the safe. They finished up bagging the loot, just as the swat guys streamed in the front and back entrances. Dallas, Hox, and Wolf scrambled up the stairs, Wolf leaving trip mines behind. We were all in a narrow hallway with offices and hostages and screeching gunfire. It was the most exhilerating moment of my life.

Dallas was definetely the one with the most balls on our team, and because of which, he got shot a few times trying to hold off the swat platoon. I quickly dropped a med pack and he patched himself back up. Hoxton then dropped an ammo pack, as we were almost out. Bain's words blared in our ears, telling us the Van will be in the back alley any time now.

A smoke grenade shot up towards the stairs, as the squad rushed up behind it, pushing through teh dense smog.Without missing a beat, they all blew up from the trip mines. Bain shouted again. "THE VAN'S IN THE BACK!" Dallas, Wolf, and Hox all grabbed a bag and ran out the back, but there were still 4 more bags. Instead of me coming with, I had a better idea.

I grabbed one bag, and through it through the back door onto the steps going to the ground. It was a long staircase. I through one after the other, until there were no more. Then, I went to the staircase and threw them over the ledge, one by one, onto the ground. My buds came back for more as the drill was still whirling into the safe. We got the last of them, and we rushed to the Van.

Dal quickly remembered the safe, and told us we need to go back, but our common sense overcame our greed, and knew they'd all be waiting for us. And besides, what if there was nothing special in there? Without hesitation, we all agreed it was a ♥♥♥♥♥♥ idea and we jumped in the van as Hoxton said one more thing.

"Boys, it's time for our Payday"

Everything you read in this review is an accurate representation of this game. I didn't over exagerate with anything, PAYDAY 2 is actually this realistic, this good, and this fun.

10/10

I get sexually aroused by Hotline Miami's sountrack

Boner/10

I was getting ganged up on by 4 enemies while holding dynamite. I ran into a room with the most rare weapon chest and they killed me. They were all frantically trying to open it when the lit dynamite I dropped blew up and killed all of them

TENOUTTATEN

Here's the thing that most shooter's lack, but this shooter nails on the head. The ability to not only do something awesome, but FEEL awesome. In Warframe, I'm a space samurai running around with high tech weaponry, and a badass sword/axe/dagger of my choosing! The player mobility is sick, and so are the cinematic fight animations! I almost squeel with glee out loud as I slice the enemy A.I. in half, then do a backwards jump roll and shoot another in the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ face! It's exhilerating! Don't second guess getting this game because of quality, it definetely has that!
But all in all, my final question to the developers is:

WHY THE HELL IS THIS GAME FREE?

The great thing about this game, is that it actually takes skill, to kill people in a gunfight.
In TF2, it's usually who has the superior class
in Dota 2 it's who has the superior potions or something(I don't play dota)
In Loadout it's who has the best weapon
In Call of Duty it's - don't even get me started on that point and click game.

But in CS, it's always been whoever has most control over aim, accuracy, recoil, and sound will win a battle. The adrenaline punch you get when you hear the enemy team walk around a corner and you snipe through two of them in one sniper shot is amazing.
The insane rush of walking around a corner knowing that if a terrorist gets the drop on you, you're done, is amazing.

No hats
No sprinting
No "looking down sights" (aka putting your assault rifle up to your nose)
And like the "Meet hot single mom" ads always say.
No ʙᴜʟʟsʜɪᴛ
10/10

If you have played games like Gears of War or are a lover of TPS games, I assure you you will fall in love with Loadout. However, if you're thinking "Oh great this is just like any other TPS let's just jump right in" then you better think again. This game is anything but cover based, and you almost have to be moving all the time if you want to survive long. The diverse weapon customization feature is unbelievable, with over 1,00 different unique choices. The maps are gorgeous and well balanced, and the physics are amazing and fast paced. Fans of Team Fortress 2 will love this game, not only for it's gruesome humor, but the amount of cosmetics items available to your character. There is no way to trade these with steam trade yet, but all in all, this game is amazing. I beta tested it always thinking "There's no way this game will go free to play." I was apparently wrong, but don't take the cost of this game for granted, microtransactions can be a little pricy, but nothing too extreme. I rate this game a ten out of ten once in a gamer's life time expierience. What are you waiting for?? Jump in and enjoy the chaos!

I think one of the best parts of this game is that it's a super gory bloody zombie killer, but it's not a super gory zombie killer HORROR! This game is not scary at all, and it's just plain fun with your friends!

Does this game really need a review?

Well, not game, more like hat simulator with multiplayer mode thrown into it at the last second...