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52.6 hrs on record (41.1 hrs at review time)
Gud sequel to Portal, with a dingus & cynical bish for comic-relief. Added multi-player & hats to play with friends. Also user-made levels that let you try your hand at making one.

Pros:
+comic relief
+good replayability
+consice in-game tutorial
+ sciency names
+good user-created levels

Cons:
-may-mays made from it
-user-created levels that are over-complicated/ untested/ are glitchable
-still no cake

Afternote: really fun, but slightly over-rated. Could have used cake

~Mail
Posted 29 November, 2014.
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10.4 hrs on record (6.6 hrs at review time)
I shot a gun that makes holes (not bullet holes, warps) and killed a crazy, homicidal, omnipotent robot.

Pros:
+replayability
+fun to play when you're out, but need to conserve battery life
+samba radio

Cons:
-GlaDos' a bish
-may-may about cake

Afternote: I got nuthin.

~Mail
Posted 29 November, 2014.
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1,302.6 hrs on record (614.1 hrs at review time)
Hat trading simulator '07 is updated quite often, so there's lots to always do. It's free-to-play, with a "tiny" paywall to be able to have a good reputation in it.
Here's Mail's guide to play hat simualtor '07:
1:play the FPS sidegame to earn what's called Random drops, which are commonly weapons to use in the sidegame
2:If you get duplicates of a random drop (weapons only) you can craft them together to make what's called a "scrap metal", instead of just deleting them
3: once you have 3 "scrap metals" you can craft what's called a "reclaimed metal"
4: once you have 3 "reclaimed metals" you can make a "refined metal"
5: rinse & repeat until you have enough "refined metal" (commonly referred to as "ref") to trade for a hat, or craft one yourself.
6:play the FPS sidegame confidently and not be called "FPS noob"

Pros:
+sidegame is fun
+easy to find a main
+acheivements to get a fanfare
+uhhh fun...

Cons:
-it takes a while to get hats
-minges, hackers, and ragers, oh my!
-crate drops

Afternote:traincrates incoming... 'nuff said

~Mail
Posted 29 November, 2014. Last edited 29 November, 2014.
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286.6 hrs on record (140.4 hrs at review time)
Another under-rated game, Synergy is essentially a mod for HL2, among others (BMS, etc.) where you play through the game, but with other people (ERMAGHERD) to show off how well you can sppedrun through the game, or find glitches where you can get trapped by a CP (Civil protection) 4 teh lulz.

Pros:
+fun
+addicitve
+custom maps
+STRIIIIDEEEER (v+3 while looking at strider)
+playermodels
+private server making

Cons:
-lack of players
-ragers
-server crashes suck on the end of long levels
-console req'd for playermodel to stay if you happen to do !models

Afternote: make sure you have episodic HL2's to play on most servers, and it's free of cost (as far as I know)

~Mail
Posted 29 November, 2014. Last edited 29 November, 2014.
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130.4 hrs on record (40.2 hrs at review time)
It'll take 4+ hours to master the movement, but worth it, seriously, PLAY/ BUY THIS GAME, IT NEEDS PLAYERS!
Posted 12 October, 2014.
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0.6 hrs on record (0.5 hrs at review time)
As rage inducing as it looks, but a good kind of rage...
Posted 21 September, 2014.
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4,422.6 hrs on record (854.1 hrs at review time)
Figure might as well get a bit more consice with this...

Good singleplayer, and multiplayer, featuring near-infinite things to do, built a cool contraption? Feel free to post it to the workshop, and let others check it out, good with LUA? Feel free to make full-out addons to add to the infinite addons there already is out there. Only thing is if you don't really have that strong of a cpu, or connection, you may have a bad time with loadtimes, and ping, respectavely.

Pros:
+lots to do
+lots of variety
+lots of servers
+did I say lots to do?
+?????
+profit(fun)
+lack of beginning learning curve

Cons:
-addon downloads can take up to 2+ hours for new servers (fixable by options)
-loadtimes can take a while
-minges
-learning curve for advanced topics

Afternote: if you need specific objectives, I suggest you try another game, as this literally has none,
and the icon on the sale page, that's what happens when you play it in public... also you may want to invest in the +CS:S bundle so you don't have errors everywhere (literally a big slice of text saying: ERROR)

PPS: special thanks to tWi5t3d-_-Pr0 for getting me this game, and especially thanks to all those who have helped me along the learning curves.

~Mail
Posted 12 February, 2014. Last edited 29 November, 2014.
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