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I died.
10/10.

GOOD CHEEKI BREEKI FREQUENCY, YES! ADIDAS SPONSEER MY SQWATS

This was educational. I have gained great insight into the political process and the candy industry.

It's plays like a documentary, a touching recounting of the President's life, times and tribulations. It's highly realistic and includes moments from the President's life such as that time he took on an entire planet of aliens (not the illegal kind, the other time) using a border barrier, and the time he gave away 1.5 billion dollars to an undisclosed country where everyone was starving.
Before this game I didn't like Trump.
After much soul searching; I have come to the conclusion that he could be the best President, maybe even the best human, that I have ever had the pleasure of playing a game of Doom as.
God bless America, and God bless the President.

I like this game like I like my coffee, and by that I mean I prefer tea.
This is not my cup of tea.
It's likely someone else's however.

One of the best games I had the pleasure of playing growing up. After a mere hour of play this is my verdict:

Compared to classic NWN Diamond Edition:
Overall less stability,
Increased lag during game-play.
Premium Modules are no longer included, they are now DLC. (But are also portable, if you still own a copy of NWN:DE)
Tilesets have noticeably better aesthetics.
Editor has mild give-and-take improvements to functionality.

What's with them Character Portrait DLCs tho? $2.50/£2.09 to put a JPEG in a folder, like, for reals? Sure, nice artwork, but I think using them as a portrait for a fictional character in a non-profit game may also be considered fair use if someone liked them enough to side-step the pay-gate.
Still, more money means a better game, I suppose.

Honestly, somewhat frustrating to play due to the stability and frame rate issues, it worked fine in 2002 but seems to be struggling a bit more now. Still one of my favourite games, and I'm still glad to own a copy on steam (I have so many discs! most of which are scratched due to reckless youth and shortsightedness).
Beamdog is partially owned by a co-founder of Bioware, and so I have absolute faith in their ability to do this game the justice it deserves eventually, but at the moment - I'd recommend buying it, perhaps on sale, and waiting for the updates to reconcile the innovations before playing, lest save lots, save often and remember to breathe - or risk bursting into TYRs, punching a paladin and screaming 'CYRIC TAKE YOU!' in the middle of the night.

"He can still walk, even if it is with a limp. Could I be held entirely accountable?"
~Tomi Undergallows on retrofitting a 3rd Edition 2002 game to comply with the 2019 standards of wizardry.

Gonna give it another try, I'll update my review after 10+ hours.

-Update-
15+ hours:
Honestly the game runs mostly fine albeit a little slowly if you remove all the graphical effects. I mean, it's basically 2002 graphics again, but it's better than crashing. I could make it through the prologue, which is much further than before these options was disabled.

My first experience of this game; my friend and I decided to play for reals - this was a new and temporarily free game and we both love battle royals, him and me verse the world! After rushing to download with that ever diminishing window of opportunity it finally installed with minutes to spare.

I was surprised. I spawned in the clouds, as you do... only, I never fell... I pressed every button, must have been a special combo because it revealed my true gansta capabilities. I was a colddddd killer... well, uh, technically I never scored a single kill... but I laid some sick beats that were kinda ganstat atleast, floating eternally in the heavens like some kind of beatboxing angel of death only minus the death, I watched over the battle unfolding below with an unt and a tiss as I haphazardly wobbled through the celestial plains.
I felt like a golden god, pretty useless in reality. But immortal non-the-less.

I give it an angelic harmonic out of 10 as I now comprehend that numbers are merely the fixation of lesser mortals.