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1.2 hrs on record
Beginning: You cannot skip the intro. That is just basic, we watched it once and we want to play so press any button to skip.

The Game after going away for a bit: Cumbersome reload menus. How about a Continue button to skip all the parameters and load in on what you had done previously.

Levelling: You have to level up a couple of times to make useful items at the start. Leveling is slow and tedious. I do not need to make 50 bandages to learn how to make walls for a shelter or a knife to eat. Basic items should be known and able to construct. Who sends a person to an Alien planet who does not have knowledge or tools to survive. Skill trees are fun but this Idiot at the start trope needs to stop. It's trying too hard to be Ark, only you get a drop ship and space suit instead of a loin cloth.

Timers are silly: If you don't send a tree up to the space thing in time they leave you to die. Seriously?

Life: Also, earth flora and fauna on an alien planet, evolution happens people and it's not linear. Throw some bumps on their heads, Star Trek can do it believably. Also, all this flora would be O2. Why are we running out?

Gah, BASIC ♥♥♥♥! FIX IT!
(I have so few minutes playing because the game crashes when loading, optimisation?)
Posted 12 December, 2021. Last edited 12 December, 2021.
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9.8 hrs on record (5.9 hrs at review time)
Now this is a game! So cute and so much fun! Jumping Spiders are awesome!
Posted 15 September, 2021.
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12.7 hrs on record
A epic story told through the eyes of you. Stunning from one moment to the next. Crying with her, sharing her pain, her doubt, her fears, her hatred, and her love comes easy. I was a partner in her adventure, being companion to her suffering and joys. The voices were my own and hers at once.

Behold this breath of sorrow and partake at its table.
Posted 12 May, 2021.
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1 person found this review helpful
407.6 hrs on record (76.9 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
I had fun playing this game. Things I would include in future updates are:
-Sort button on inventories.
-More instance based adventures
-tweak or stamina improvement system. Stamina is too weak.
-Tunnelling through the ground.
-MOD support. This game has the potential to keep going for years with mods packs.
-Better snap for building. Can be frustrating to get that item in the right spot.
-Transport metals via teleporter. oh god it is a pain to have to relocate to a new area and start from scratch.


Can't wait to see more.
Posted 23 February, 2021.
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16.3 hrs on record (16.1 hrs at review time)
Holy crap this is great!
Posted 27 November, 2020.
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35.0 hrs on record
Early Access Review
This is fun. The base building is great but for the fact that you cannot move your base to be more relevant to what task you are doing. Exploration is funny, and engaging. Checking out that smear on a rock turns out to be a laugh. 4th wall breaks abound. Give it a go. Mainly a game for males.
Posted 25 October, 2020.
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86.7 hrs on record (39.6 hrs at review time)
I like this game. I wish it had 2-4 player coop. It would be great to share the adventure with some trusted friends. Otherwise, Subnautica is STUNNING!
Posted 10 October, 2020.
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48.6 hrs on record (37.5 hrs at review time)
Laughing good time! Doggos are totally boss and make great travel companions. I wish this game had a Tardis but I settle for an icecream truck.
Posted 22 November, 2018.
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3 people found this review funny
1.6 hrs on record
One word "Skank" is used over and over in the game. The narrator won't stop talking and there is no way to terminate it. Avoid if you have any respect for women.
Posted 14 April, 2018.
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19.1 hrs on record (14.7 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
The makers of this game owe me a new controller. The claws are so easy to get carried away. Make sure you have the money to buy a new controller before you buy this game.

It's world it... just inconvenient.
Posted 19 February, 2018.
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