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59.3 hrs on record (44.5 hrs at review time)
Warhammer 40,000: Space Marine 2 is the game where you, as a genetically engineered slab of rage in ceramite armor, stomp across alien worlds wielding a chainsword the size of a surfboard. Forget stealth or strategy; subtlety is for Eldar. This game is about seeing how far you can yeet a Tyranid warrior before physics gives up.

The combat? It’s a symphony of carnage. There's nothing quite like charging into a swarm of chittering Tyranids, bellowing, "FOR THE EMPEROR," while performing what can only be described as an athletic dissection. Sure, the Chaos Marines later on soak up bullets like they're paid by the shot, but who needs finesse when you have MORE DAKKA?

The story is… there. Let’s be real: you’re not here for the plot; you’re here for the brrrt of a bolter and the existential dread of wondering if that Hierophant Bio-Titan in the distance is getting closer (spoiler: it is). The voice acting is solid, though Titus remains the intergalactic equivalent of your stoic uncle who only speaks in grunts and heroic catchphrases.

Multiplayer pits Space Marines against Chaos Marines in matches where both sides compete to see who can look coolest while dying horribly. It’s the grimdark equivalent of a cosplay contest but with power armor and slightly more homicide.

In short, it’s over-the-top, gratuitous, and absolutely glorious. You’ll laugh, cry (probably when surrounded by a hundred Hormagaunts), and shout, “WHO EVEN BUILDS THIS MANY STAIRS?” as you ascend yet another cathedral for no reason other than spectacle.

Into the fires of battle, unto the anvil of war.
Posted 27 November, 2024.
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100.3 hrs on record (66.8 hrs at review time)
Victory or death! Preferably victory, though.
Posted 7 May, 2024.
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2 people found this review helpful
323.1 hrs on record (198.5 hrs at review time)
Bannerlord is a demanding adventure that starts with a tough challenge. Overcoming hurdles is incredibly rewarding, propelling you through visually captivating landscapes. With engaging gameplay, it's a thrilling journey that transforms initial struggles into triumphant victories.
Posted 21 November, 2023.
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3 people found this review helpful
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1.9 hrs on record
Wish i made money in real life as easy as in this game 10/10 Depression.
Posted 28 June, 2017.
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2 people found this review helpful
85.9 hrs on record (34.3 hrs at review time)
If you like to lose your stuff because you disconnect randomly then play it ''its free after all''
+ sometimes it wont even update your stats, you had a 20killstreak and logged off? too bad its gone.

BR (battle royal) = BS (♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥)

overall.. its free.. give Infestation ♥♥♥♥ Z a try.


Posted 7 December, 2016.
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3 people found this review helpful
4 people found this review funny
1,247.1 hrs on record (445.3 hrs at review time)
CS:GO Review
No money left for drugs....

10/10
Posted 25 March, 2015.
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2 people found this review helpful
2 people found this review funny
1,166.7 hrs on record (1,091.5 hrs at review time)
This game didnt take over my life...

and i'm not an addict...

The 1000+ hours are totaly fake.

10/10 GAME.
Posted 25 March, 2015. Last edited 22 November, 2017.
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5 people found this review helpful
3 people found this review funny
36.2 hrs on record (34.5 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Realy good for an alpha game and it already has a lot of gameplay. You should definatly have a look at this game in my opinion if your interested in survival games.
Posted 25 March, 2015.
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1 person found this review helpful
2 people found this review funny
33.7 hrs on record (33.6 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
H1Z1 King of the Kill is better :)
Posted 28 January, 2015. Last edited 7 December, 2016.
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4 people found this review helpful
2 people found this review funny
0.4 hrs on record
Not worth you're time,,, only time u can schoot something is in the tutorial.... its the real walking sim.
Posted 16 October, 2014.
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