Recent reviews by Rad

if John Wick was a Hobo during WWII. Most fun I've had for free!

honestly i used to love this game but the developers stopped even trying. its dead. dont waste your money.

When you think you've seen everything saints row has to offer, then they throw in new ♥♥♥♥. SUPERPOWERS! I threw an old lady half way across the map while i was just trying to help her cross the road. I kicked a beautiful Blade into the side of what used to be Loren Tower. Thats not even the best of it.

New weapons! You ever want to know what would happen if you launched a small black hole into the middle of a city? DO IT! You wanted to make a dubstep cannon just to make those dirty hipsters stop playing Skrillex and nothing else? Well soon enough they'll be singing their own version of Flux Pavillions "I can't Stop" while being forced to dance until they die! You see that big headed CEO? INFLATE THAT GOURD TILL IT BLOWS!

You never you would be having fun. You knew this game would be atleast as good as the last. THEN THEY CAUSE THE WORLD TO BECOME TAKEN OVER BY ALIENS! Thats right. Just as well its filled with awesome movie one liners (and even a certain soundtrack from Armageddon) and cliches. You won't regret it. Be the superhero you always wanted to be, while being the president, stealing cars, killing pedestrians, and destroying aliens. Hail to the Chief.

Yeah I only have three hours on this game. I think I've only explored like, 6 rooms at max. WHY? Because this game is the balls in your chest, heart in your throat kind of scary. You hear all these freaky noises. You can't see three steps in front of you. You want to run then some fleshy perverted beast comes out to rip away your soul and your innocence. You think for one second that you are good at hiding. You locked yourself away in that armoire. You snicker as that abomonation walks by. Then you realize at that second that the door is thrown open and you are being slashed at by a creature that looks like what would happen if Jager shaved his head and gained weight, that he learned how to open doors.

If you are ready for heart pounding, brown streaking, cry yourself to sleep with a newly bought nightlight, action then this game is just for you!

So there I was. Contemplating what to do next when BAM I'm dead. Now what to do? Watch other players. I was on the hunt. Trying to avenge myself. I find him, I start running towards him, guns blazing! BAM. Shot dead again, not by the man I was after, no someone else stole that glory from me, but by his friendlies! This games makes you feel emotions like never before. Primarily Anger, Disappointment, and Sadness. IT MAKES YOU FEEL THEM ALL AT ONCE! To make it worse, it makes you addicted to the little bit of Happiness you get when you do go. You crave it. You yurn for it. Then when you have it, its quickly taken away from you by AK-47 or an AWP. Try to find a game that does better.