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Recent reviews by Red_Turtle

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28.1 hrs on record (0.2 hrs at review time)
YOU ACCEPT EVERYTHING THAT WILL HAPPEN FROM NOW ON.
Posted 4 June.
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1 person found this review helpful
0.1 hrs on record
Early Access Review
Poor AI.
No rules settings.
Posted 21 October, 2024.
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6.2 hrs on record
I CAST TESTICULAR TORSION!
Posted 15 January, 2024.
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214.9 hrs on record (194.3 hrs at review time)
> Do iddle game
> Introduce limited time events
> GOD FORBID PLAYERS HAVE AN ACTUAL LIFE
> Lock most of the content behind ungodly grind for 5 days or paywall
> Profit, I guess?
Posted 26 November, 2023.
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0.2 hrs on record
Enemies T-pose on death and stay this way.
Posted 24 July, 2023.
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0.1 hrs on record
More glitches than Cyberpunk.
No pause menu.
Posted 16 July, 2023.
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0.1 hrs on record
Terrible, dead game.
Avoid at all costs.
Posted 13 June, 2023. Last edited 13 June, 2023.
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6.8 hrs on record
That's why he's the GOAT!
THE G-O-A-T!
Posted 27 November, 2022.
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1 person found this review helpful
1.4 hrs on record (0.6 hrs at review time)
Drawing circles using "Center, Radius" method is retarded.
Real CHADs use "Two point tangent".
Posted 1 March, 2022.
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1 person found this review helpful
0.4 hrs on record (0.4 hrs at review time)
Unplayable.

Bumpers have outrageous power sending ball flying all over the screen.
There's only 1 stage and ball always fall at the right side of the screen at the beginning.

Also: What's that "Great Pinball Arcade" award from May 2018 on store page? lmao
Posted 8 December, 2021. Last edited 8 December, 2021.
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