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Santa Pola, Comunidad Valenciana, Spain
🎈 * 🎫 * 📀 * 👽 * 💃 * 🐟 * 🔋 * 🐝 * 🐠 * 🕺 * 🐊 * 👑 * 💚 * 👹 * 🌽 * 🍆
ㅤ* A bloke walks into work one day and says to a colleague, "Do you like my new shirt - it's made out of the finest silk and got loads of cactuses over it."
"Cacti", says the co-worker.
"Forget my tie", says the bloke. "Look at my shirt!"
ㅤ* If it's really a supercomputer, how come the bullets don't bounce off when I shoot it?
ㅤ* Did you know that dolphins are so smart that within a few weeks of captivity, they can train people to stand on the very edge of the pool and throw them fish?
🎁 * ⛳ * 🚗 * 💎 * 📗 * 📒 * 👔 * 🍖 * 😺 * 🥒 * 🌋 * 💙 * 🥗 * 👾 * 💗 * 📀
ㅤㅤㅤㅤ ROFL!