Recent reviews by uff

The font is really ugly! Please change. Other than that, basically a 10/10.

don't listen to bad reviews, they're pretentious as hell... this game is fun and the boobs make it obviously worth it. 10/10

protect hibari at all costs

yes, they f uck.

This is basically gonna be a first impression review, but this game is pretty shallow so I think it holds up regardless! The characters are super cute, and while some of them are kinda REALLY cliche, the designs are mostly quirky enough to keep you interested, and the fighting styles actually vary a lot more than I thought. Although, some of the characters kinda feel a bit clunky to control, you're sure to find one you really like and stick with her. The story is pretty short, but it IS repeatable with different characters, which keeps the novelty value up. I don't advise taking this game too seriously, it's more fun to mess around with and play as a super-casual saccharine fighting game than a serious esport contender.

It's fun, and it will teach you the basics of playing guitar. But it's obviously not the all-encompassing tool that it claims to be; you're gonna need to spend time practicing and mastering techniques outside of the game if you want to be a legit guitar player. Regardless, it's relaxing and can teach you to play some good songs. The DLC selection is extensive but pretty bad imo, if you're into pop/country music and 50s-80s music you'll have a good time, but if you're into more modern or interesting music you're gonna want to get CDLC.

A super colourful and enjoyable rhythm game. Definitely recommend buying the DLC if you like this game, because it's well worth it and the majority of the really good songs can be found there. I only have two real problems: I play on a TV, so it's a little out of sync and lacks any calibration settings, so I'd like to see that added in the future. The other problem is the 8-bit style theme is pretty much impossible to play any of the more difficult songs on due to its weird scrolling speed, which is a shame because it's such a cool looking theme.

It truly shocked me to my core when I discovered the existence of this game. I never thought, in my lifetime, I would possibly witness a gaming experience so magnificently flawless and breathtaking. Garfield Kart captured my heart and continues to invade my thoughts, every waking and sleeping moment. My life is over.

Tries a bit too hard. Reminds me of a creepypasta game like that SONIC.EXE trash, but with a bit of a weeb flair on it. I think the game could have been a lot better if they rolled with the realistic psychologically disturbing storyline, instead of it descending into pointless 4th wall-breaking nonsense. Also the ending is just laughable.

Greatest game in human history. Anyone who dismisses the idea of playing this game is utterly insane. Beautiful characters and a compelling storyline set you up for one of the most magnificent things you'll ever experience in your life. The characters will totally envelop you into the atmosphere and keep you coming back for that sweet dose of bartender action.