Is there even a discord that could possibly even TOUCH SaltyDog? I'm not talking about the salt from the sea or the doggo in your backyard. I'm talking about the SaltyDog that puts Superman to shame, that squashes Batman, that is able to bring down Trump and push him off of the wall. I'm talking about the SaltyDog that quacks like a duck, schmoozes like a spinster, and just hooked up with ten girls in a row. I'm not talking about the SaltyDog that thinks Gordon Ramsay is overrated, hates Nigella with a passion, and shats all over the UK's cuisine. I'm talking about the SaltyDog that just replaced his POS computer with a custom one, who can noscope like nobody's business, and rocks a beanie like PewDiePie, the guy who rules over r4r with an iron fist because he aint a basic ♥♥♥♥♥, because he does graveyard shifts and has a superior sleeping schedule (nevermind the fact that he's a bit loony when sleep deprived) and because he has a thing for spitfire grills (especially nomorobbo) and babysits his siblings like the badass brother he is - and these revelations occur only AFTER he decides you're a cool enough kid to add you on snapchat (which he doesn't open quick on) and give you a glimpse of his pimp life.