Recente recensies door Piss Shitterman

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Dope as hell. I'm struggling with the mechanics a bit but having a great time doing it. The tutorials kinda stink. There's a ton of them, and they get basics across, but a lot of them are kinda "press RT to shoot bullets from your gun" tier tips. All in all, if you want to make a cosmic horrorterror that leads a civilization of werewolf crocodile people or a dragon king that commands an army of steel skinned molemen, this is your game.

This doesn't feel ready yet. Combat is laborious at best and you are immediately besieged CONSTANTLY by a litany of enemies from all directions. The tutorial is extremely slow paced and hard to pay attention to so sorry if I missed something in that labor of a task, but as it is now I just can't recommend it.

There is no occasion in which a game about being a vampire should render a player experience where almost 100% of your time playing makes you constantly ask "Why am I SO slow??"

Movement in this game, be on foot, as a wolf, on a horse, is a nightmare. Dashing offers some barely perceptible modicum of relief, but is timed to cool down JUST too long to be useful in a pinch. Particularly for boss fights wherein outmaneuvering an enemy is the intended strategy. I want to love this game. I love almost every other aspect about it. But this is core to -EVERYTHING- from building to combat, and it is an absolute slog,

Perhaps there's better movement options in the endgame, but that just raises the point that letting players navigate at a speed beyond "slow and plodding" should never be an endgame unlockable to begin with.

This game sucks.

Very crashy but fun all around. Not quite as polished as civ. Civ 3 maybe.

YOU PEOPLE HAVE HAD 6 GAMES TO FIGURE OUT HOW TO PROPERLY EXPLAIN CRUCIAL GAMEPLAY ELEMENTS TO YOUR PLAYERS AND YOU STILL HAVEN'T DONE IT. WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU??

I still haven't finished. Act 3 got to be a bit of a slog and may be for you too if you also have gone where the vibes took you rather than properly minmax. Still, I keep coming back to it. Every time I come up with a new borderline impossible multiclass or weird backstory I start a new game. Would recommend.

Pirates will ALWAYS spawn with one more unit than you have available, and will ALWAYS steal away half your treasury no matter what you do. You will NOT turn a profit and you WILL be stuck in the negative and there is not a single thing you can do about it.

Either buy tropico 6 or play with unlimited money because this entry stinks.

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