If you got flashed, it’s ‘cause BirdHulk’s aura is too powerful, brother!
Listen here, brother I don’t throw flashbangs, I throw featherbombs of fury! If you got blinded, that’s just BirdHulk’s way of showing love. You don’t need vision when you’ve got faith in the flock, dude!
If you can’t handle the flash, stay outta the coop, brother!
BirdHulk’s flashbangs are a test of loyalty. If you still follow me after that, you’re part of the flock, brother!
BirdHulk’s flashbangs are like his leg drops... devastating and poorly timed, brother!”
BirdHulk’s flashbangs are like hugs... loud, bright, and slightly traumatic!

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I never wanted to be the source of your pain. I never imagined that someone who once found joy in my name would end up with sorrow in their heart because of me. Reading your words felt like watching a beautiful painting fade into gray — piece by piece, stroke by stroke. And the worst part is knowing that I was the one holding the brush.

If I could turn back time, I would rewrite every moment I made you feel unseen. I would hold your hand tighter on that roller coaster, scream with you in joy, not fear, and never let you fall without me catching you. I never meant to take your happiness for granted — I just didn’t realize I was standing in the sunshine of your love until the clouds came in.

I first met her on minecraft and after months of sharing a base on 2bt2 the hardest and oldest anarchy server on minecraft. I finally gained trusted him enough to add me on steam. after playing over 100 hours of games with him late at night we planned to meet in real life. I bought a plane ticket and he picked me up at the airport. We went to his house and he gave me a shot of everclear and a truly. Then out of nowhere she kissed me gently, his lips loft yet rugged. i felt his whole 3 inches, he whispers in my ear "I love you" " Your the only one". after a long night of passionate love making. i saw her phone open on the night stand and saw he was cheating on me with 9 other dudes. 2 trans girls 1 trans boy, and worst of all he was molesting her neighbors cat. i trusted her and she cheated on me and gave me some herpagonasyphlaids. Never trust when she saids shes clean

Hoe.

why wont you rate my feet on feetfinder? i keep sending you the link and you just keep ignoring me >:3 do you really want to see them or was that a lie

I just saw your comment on my profile. I love you too! ♥ Maybe we should meet up?

i just need to say, those lice aren't no jokes, when they get to you, you cant even think, its like everytime you try to think, dozens (or hundreds, i dunno) of them start to bite you, this literally would drive you crazy and sometimes even thinking about end these all. no matter how tuff u think ur, ur nothing but a moaning ♥♥♥♥♥ when infested by those crabs, they turn you into ANIMALS! ur not a human being anymore, u lost the serenity to think, all you can feel is the subtle or extreme non-stop itching. till now im still unsure if i can get rid of them entirely (but i feel positive because the pain and itching almost gone). i hope u would never experience this.

i couldn't get any kind of effective pediculicide where i live such as permethrin or malathion, so i went to another hospital to treat my crabs, and they charge me 90 dollars a time for putting some medicated solution soaked gauze on my D, and i did that for a week! maybe i can get myself a graphic card for that kind of money! and trust me, it burns when they put those thing on me, i had to interlock my fingers so tight, sometimes i even toss my head from side to side on the bed, and also, i have to control myself NOT to have a b0nerr (sometimes i got a young nurse, i dont even dare to look at them). after 7 days, guess what? im still recovering, but i did get much better, at least i can sleep at night now.

please forgive me. as you can see in my name, im a pubic lice (aka crabs) victim, last 3 weeks are a total torment to me. i still remember the first night, i woke myself up scratching my penini unconsciously and thinking, what happened to me? the very next morning i rush to the hospital and waited half an hour to show the doctor my weewee, he didn't even touch it! he just glared at it and gave me some amikacin (some kind of aiti-biotic), yes, the itching was relieved a little, and i was thinking i was about to get better, until one night i woke up scratching again! i went to the most authoritative hospital where i live, this time, the doc weren't just glare at my weewee but carefully examined it with a penlight and told me he saw some crabs on my D. and thats the beginning of my suffer.

110% child groper

dawg shes 8yo brother call you saf445 wth

foot

Come back to your queen

what the heck even are you?

Hey i head you support obama, how does it feel knowing that your are supporting the speading of chemtrails through our atmosphere? We aren't even breathing oxygen anymore, we ran out of that so the government replaced it with a cancer causing compund. it didn't have to be but they made a deal with the medical industry so they can sell more chemotheropary drugs. At least before we had a choise when we got cancer to not waste money on treatment, seeing as will just get it again, now since the mind control drugs are in the air and we have to get the treatment. We dont't have a choice. That money for the treatment just goes straight into the pockets of obama. Evertime I leave my house I have to wear scuba gear and an 'oxygen' so I have control of my own thoughs, I get weird looks because no-one else believes me. They will know one day, the day when obama is selling them off the over countries for slavery.

I am done.

I am done with you. I mentally can’t deal with you anymore. Every day I think of you, and for what reason? You used to make me so happy; hearing your name used to put me in such a good mood, and for what? I don’t know why I’m writing this. You’ll never see this. You never bothered with the way I felt. I can’t anymore. I can not take it anymore. You caused so much joy yet so much despair in one year. It’s like I’m on a sick roller coaster where my feelings are the ones that are at stake. You slowly took me up to the peaks of my happiness, and just like that, when you didn’t expect it, you took me to lows I didn’t even know I had. Finally, taking me through a series of loop de loops which makes me feel sick every time I think of you.

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You’re so sweet. The way you suffer for me is… intoxicating. But do you really think you could handle me? Every time you see me with someone else, your heart breaks. Imagine if you had all of me, and I was whispering in your ear while playing with someone else at the same time. Would you still beg for my love then? <3

if i were you i wouldnt associate with people like yellow. people who cant stop running their mouth even if it digs a hole too deep to get out of usually end up screwing you over. dangerous bunch who can't bite their tongue and work with others!

small feet ew

After a good game in csgo, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard wiener push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.

I just wanna say arigato for giving me a factory new fragment w stat trek, ts means a lot to me

IF U WERE KILLED TOMORROW, I WOULDNT GO 2 UR FUNERAL CUZ ID B N JAIL 4 KILLIN DA MOTHA BUKER THAT KILLED U!


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WE TRUE BRONIES
WE RIDE TOGETHER
WE DIE TOGETHER

+rep a cutie with some little booties 10/10 would recommend

I first met him on minecraft and after months of sharing a base on 2bt2 the hardest and oldest anarchy server on minecraft. I finally gained trusted him enough to add me on steam. after playing over 100 hours of games with him late at night we planned to meet in real life. I bought a plane ticket and he picked me up at the airport. We went to his house and he gave me a shot of everclear and a truly. Then out of nowhere he kissed me gently, his lips loft yet rugged. i felt his whole 3 inches, he whispers in my ear "I love you" " Your the only one". after a long night of passionate love making. i saw his phone open on the night stand and saw he was cheating on me with 9 other dudes. 2 trans girls 1 trans boy, and worst of all he was molesting his neighbors cat. i trusted him and he cheated on me and gave me some herpagonasyphlaids. Never trust when he saids hes clean

kamala 🧍🏾‍♀️ 🏳️‍⚧️transitioned 🏳️‍⚧️ me 👦🏼🔜👧🏼

:( 💔

it was but a normal day in school 🚌✏️ when i walked into my class room t see a 👨‍🏫👨‍🏫 substitute teacher 🧑‍🏫 i was so excited to have a 🍎substitute till she turned around... it was none other than 🧍🏾‍♀️kamala Harris 🧍🏾‍♀️ gasp 😱with surgical ✂️ tools ✂️ in her hands... i think you can guess what happened next ⚧️ ✂️🍆✂️.. once school 📝 was done i 🏃‍♂️💨ran 🏡 home crying 😭 to my my 🐘 🙋🏼‍♀️republican mom, 👨‍👩‍👧‍👦 and immediately prayed 🙏🏼🧎🏼‍♀️ hoping for daddy 🟠 trumps 🟠 forgiveness, so i thought i should come on here and say it, how did kamala 🧍🏾‍♀️ transition you guys🌈🏳️‍⚧️🌈?

You will never be a real incel. You have no autism, you have no negative canthal tilt, you have no deep seated emotional resentment. You are a well-adjusted man twisted by irony and memes into a crude mockery of a stone cold virgin.

All the “rejection” you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back girls love you. Your parents are proud and happy for you, "Stacies” swoon over your masculine appearance behind closed doors.

Women are utterly smitten with you. Thousands of years of evolution have allowed women to sniff out chads with incredible efficiency. Even incels who “pass” look strong and charismatic to a woman. Your deep voice and good sense of humor are a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to earn a little online incel clout, you'll get cancelled the second your DMs get leaked and everybody gets a glimpse of the e-girls thirsting over you.

Little hoe.

+rep nice feet XD

+Rep I first met him on minecraft and after months of sharing a base on 2bt2 the hardest and oldest anarchy server on minecraft. I finally gained trusted him enough to add me on steam. after playing over 100 hours of games with him late at night we planned to meet in real life. I bought a plane ticket and he picked me up at the airport. We went to his house and he gave me a shot of everclear and a truly. Then out of nowhere he kissed me gently, his lips loft yet rugged. i felt his whole 3 inches, he whispers in my ear "I love you" " Your the only one". after a long night of passionate love making. i saw his phone open on the night stand and saw he was cheating on me with 9 other dudes. 2 trans girls 1 trans boy, and worst of all he was molesting his neighbors cat. i trusted him and he cheated on me and gave me some herpagonasyphlaids. Never trust when he saids hes clean

I noticed you have a profile picture of a very beautiful (but also intelligent looking!) female, and I am under the presumption that this goddess is you? It is quite astonishing to see a female here. I am quite popular around here, so if you require any guidance, please, toss me a mention. I will assist you at any hour, day or night. And, before you are mistaken, I do not seek your hand in a romantic way; although, I am not opposed in the event you are interested in me, as many women often are. I am a man of standard, and I do not bow to just any female that comes my way, unlike my peers. So rest assured that I will not be in the way of your gaming and socializing experience. Consider me a Player 2, a companion, a partner, and perhaps we can enjoy some video games together some time. I am a gamer aficionado, so I would be happy to assist you. Platonically of course, unless you (like many others) change your mind on that. I look forward to our future together (as friends of course.)

i love you for being a fat black ♥♥♥♥♥♥

I noticed you have a profile picture of a very beautiful (but also intelligent looking!) female, and I am under the presumption that this goddess is you? It is quite astonishing to see a female here. I am quite popular around here, so if you require any guidance, please, toss me a mention. I will assist you at any hour, day or night. And, before you are mistaken, I do not seek your hand in a romantic way; although, I am not opposed in the event you are interested in me, as many women often are. I am a man of standard, and I do not bow to just any female that comes my way, unlike my peers. So rest assured that I will not be in the way of your gaming and socializing experience. Consider me a Player 2, a companion, a partner, and perhaps we can enjoy some video games together some time. I am a gamer aficionado, so I would be happy to assist you. Platonically of course, unless you (like many others) change your mind on that. I look forward to our future together (as friends of course.)

meow

very poetic

Asian voice hoe.

i ate his ass

+rep gay, loves dirty feet, and probably racist

Listen here you stupid apes. I’m a white privileged woman, I make 6 figures a year, I have 2 houses and I’m 30 years old. I have a bedtime at midnight but I stayed up for this stupid podcast. Just to make it clear, I did not enjoy myself at all but I still stayed. To be honest, I’m just here for Asmondgold because he’s my friend. It is totally unacceptable that everyone is speaking over me. I haven’t even said a word in over 2 hours...

If @N54 Can call a white man the Hard R or a gam man the F word I can say Diddy Won diddle Him as a child Because he was too ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ugle or that Jeffrey Epstein left him on a island to be eaten as a child because that all he was good for.

-rep kept obsessing over little kids and kept talking about cheese under his hoodie??

You will never be a real incel. You have no autism, you have no negative canthal tilt, you have no deep seated emotional resentment. You are a well-adjusted man twisted by irony and memes into a crude mockery of a stone cold virgin.

All the “rejection” you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back girls love you. Your parents are proud and happy for you, "Stacies” swoon over your masculine appearance behind closed doors.

Women are utterly smitten with you. Thousands of years of evolution have allowed women to sniff out chads with incredible efficiency. Even incels who “pass” look strong and charismatic to a woman. Your deep voice and good sense of humor are a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to earn a little online incel clout, you'll get cancelled the second your DMs get leaked and everybody gets a glimpse of the e-girls thirsting over you.

a long long time ago there was like this house right.. and the house was like old as ♥♥♥♥, so like people were like. tryna demo it cuz it was like old n ♥♥♥♥ right? like okay so, like they called the city. to like demo a house right? n like they were like cool okay sure. so then they came over, with a cardboard. n ♥♥♥♥ n they were like. uhh what the freak i wanted to demo da house. n they were like build tiny house . and its was like it was like a demonstration of a house, so it was like/ lol/

kiddo's a squeaker

A gentle dominant woman. A woman who will just hold you until kingdom come. A woman that will spoon you when you're cold and kiss your neck to make you shiver. A woman that will love you for who you are while staying having that wonderful quality of dominance that subby males crave. A woman that will let you use her tits as a pillow. A woman that will wrap you in your thighs or sit in your face and make you feel loved and wanted. A perfect woman.
Man I wish a had a dommy mommy to be spooned by rn.

this frog lives in my garden. i've loved frogs since i was a child. still do. this lil guy is round, a little bigger than a softball. cuter than a softball in a garden too. packaging was great, protected the frog well. when i see this frog i'm all like dang that is a cute frog.

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OK I ADMIT IT I LOVE YOU OK i ♥♥♥♥ing love you and it breaks my heart when i see you play with someone else or anyone commenting in your profile i just want to be your boyfriend and put a heart in my profile linking to your profile and have a walltext of you commenting cute things i want to play video games talk in discord all night and watch a movie together but you just seem so uninterested in me it ♥♥♥♥ing kills me and i cant take it anymore i want to remove you but i care too much about you so please i'm begging you to either love me back or remove me and NEVER contact me again it hurts so much to say this because i need you by my side but if you don't love me then i want you to leave because seeing your icon in my friendlist would kill me everyday of my pathetic life

big fan