Recent reviews by Squob

The base game is great for the most part. For a BETA it is suprisingly playable, It is obvious a lot of work , thought and effort went into this. However it is clear where the game is still being worked on, such as alternative starting stories and the endgame which is currently a big "?". That being said buying this game now is going to be an investment for an amazing indie game of the future, we are going to receive a refreshing low poly stalker with a decent story and some really cool concepts.

The beginning of the game is incredibly fleshed out but once you get to the endgame, currently there isn't much to do other than eliminate factions and hunt artefacts, but this is clearly being worked on through "Missions" and I'm super excited and hopeful by what I've seen so far. 8/10 Would recommend, Canot wait for next update.

Trepang Squared is possibly the greatest mixture of intense heart racing FPS and intriguing as well as original story telling ever conceived. Which is suprising considering it was birthed by the studio that brought us worms.

Not that worms are bad or anything. Big time worm fan. Also big time Trepang^2 fan.

Ender Lillies is a beautiful and well crafted, souls-like platformer with a highly developed yet simple and easy to follow story. Some of my favourite things about it include the jump puzzles , which there are plenty of, and the wide array of "souls" ? spirits? guardians of the Lilly? you can collect to unlock their abilities.

The most important thing about this game is that it was loved, the music , animations and cut scenes are delivered to you with outstanding quality and can even surprise you at times.

There's no real way to capture this experience in words , you'll just have to play for yourself , but regardless of of your expectations they will be exceeded.

Before I start let me say that this game is good. Both visually and story wise it is a masterpiece. However, from, the very beginning of the game it is evident that it suffers from an over ambitious script / story writer (much like this review), and does not have the budget to keep up. In the beginning the quickly sets the estimated era of the world, that being around the time of industrial revolution in not quite so England, A fantastic place to start a game especially one which relies on the use of tinkering classes, magic and sword fighting. Think the witcher but much later on. However, the use of old fashioned language can often get confusing, which wouldn't be an issue, if it weren't directly related to your quest or main plot. Another issue is that the game lacks animations, this is would not be as much of an issue, if the dialogue didn't clearly call for an animation, the characters will often say that someone is doing something while the screen fades to black, only to have them teleport to a different location. This is not as much of an issue as much as it is bizzare.

I wouldn't say that there is anything wrong with the game, it just suffers from a small budget and overly ambitious story writers.

In contrast to this, the gameplay is nothing short of a triple A game, the combat feels a lot like the witcher in which you move quickly and your actions are rather fast too, imagine if you simply had nothing in your dark souls inventory and went rolling. The exploration is fun as within the maze like cities it is easy to get lost but the game rewards you for exploring these back alleys, the design of the map is well thought out and it shows. This is just one of the ways in which the game makes side quests interesting. It also keeps your side menu rather tidy with side quests related to each character being kept under more tabs than just side and main quest, if a side quest within your side quest pops up it's kept in the same menu as a detour which also helps keep it simple.

Overall I would describe greedfall as a triple A game just short of the budget.

"Dead Space Through and Through" is what IGN said. EA really wanted to put this out there to make sure you open yourself to another amazing, drastic, gory and jumpscare filled adventure and thank whatever higher power that they didn't EA it up. They did. The game plays like a regular dead space game, same enemies with slight redesigns, introducing new enemies towards the end like every dead space game. However the crafting is different, every time you open a bench there's this little goblin hand prompting you to spend money on materials which can be obtained by just playing the game, if you're not a pro and enjoy a regular dead space experience and don't keep accidentally recycling your guns, you will have a pretty decent gun not long after the game gives you one (the probing gun is amazing just get your attachments right). There is no need to spend in game money but the fact that its just there makes you a bit sad inside. Anyway I'm glad its not like the rest of EA's games and is still, to an extent, a good dead space game, through and through.

The best way I can describe this game is a fart. From the very moment you're dropped in and you feel something brewing, ominously, then tragedy strikes, the rest of the game is like playing a dangerous card game with a bouncer who doesn't speak your language over the port a potty, thrilling exciting, yet at times annoying and frustrating, such a feral rollercoaster of emotion and attachment brewing for the moment when you win and you neter the heavenly gates, but instead you sit down and *pfffft* You ride off into the susnet with Capon?

What you see here, is the product of an idea gone excellent. I came for the big fat juicy honkers, yet I stayed, I stayed because within those first moments of exploring and getting to know the island and its inhabitants, a story unfolded before me, one that made me care, so much so I have played, and replayed this game over and over again. My brother you have come here for the tatas, but you will stay, believe you me, you will stay, for the plot. Overall great game mady my hamster play this too.

Originally posted by Squob:

I've played for a 109 hours and i spent 108 trying to figure out how to move my abomination.

The game sucks major cheeks now. No more fun. Just sweaty pay to win lock on abominations.

It do be kinda fun tho

I don't even remember what i've been doing for those 775 hours, do i have a name? a family? who am i?