who the ♥♥♥♥ is this Rihanna chick????

who are you

grab abuser

Hugs n kisses

All of my years in my life, I've dreamt of this moment. The one true time I get to finally work with the system of a lifetime. Salesforce. It's almost a figment of my imagination. I can't imagine a world without this beautiful piece of kit. Honestly. I wake up each morning 8:05AM right on the dot! To be precise... And all I can instantly think about is that lush little raccoon, sitting up in my top right corner as I'm ready for the day begin. I eat, I sleep, I wake up and then... I DO IT ALL AGAIN. It's becoming more than just a hobby, workflow, passion. It's becoming my.. MY LOVE. God just thinking about Salesforce now just gets me a little... I don't know..? Fruity... Please for the love of god, understand where I'm coming from. It is who I am and I wouldn't appreciate you looking down on me because of it. Maybe you should try it too...? Could be fun. ;)

I'll call the authorities