Recent reviews by stellseven

By far the best game which is fair and balanced.

Just kidding. If ur new well good luck trying to last 5 seconds before you get kicked off a cliff

(But srsly, great game)

- Plays the game because my friends told me to
- Spend some hours on studying this awful ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
- Everyone of them moved to R6 and told me this game is cancer

1251416/10
Would play again

I'd like to rephrase my opinions of the game after playing for a few extra hours. This game is still an absolute no go for me, even after being in a few decent matches, it still cannot match the absolute frustration it gives after playing each game (Thanks to the infamous toxicity of FPS games, let alone siege). The only saving grace is that the memes which come from this game are god tier and that the game is ten times more fun with friends (assuming you, the readers have friends that play this game).

Overall, would rather play something else. Not a bad game when its mechanical aspects are concerned, but by design can be very frustrating and at time toxic to a point of repulsiveness.

I'd like to say, yes i recommend this game for you F2Pers out there who'd really like a cool shooting game with mechanics and moving abilities of it's own.

The game has so many to learn from, but the steam forums just suck at giving you basic info about modern TF2

So, i'd like to give basic tips in this review on how to not die every O.25 seconds

1. Learn how to Crouch Jump = It's basically pressing crouch {ctrl by default} and jump {space bar by default} at the same time {It takes practice kids, don't get too salty trying to learn this}
2. Play anything else when you clearly see 3 snipers and 4 spies = for this, you can just watch videos on that tube thing {yes i know what the app's name is, i'm just trying not to get copyright ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥} about the situation
3. Be patient with your teams = Some teams just aren't very nice towards your noob presence, and they'll most likely shout out at the 6th sniper {Which i presume would be you}, so just be patient, those guys are asshats anyways


That's my guide and review? i guess?

Its not really great, i mean its really damn weird, and also its so glitchy.

But even though i dont recommend it, dont let that stop you from playing, it is still a really fun game.