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R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2018 @ 3:09pm

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2018 @ 6:43am

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2018 @ 6:14am

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2019 @ 10:41am

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2018 @ 9:54am

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2018 @ 10:08am

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2018 @ 7:27am

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2018 @ 8:58am

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2018 @ 10:19am

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2019 @ 1:36am

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2019 @ 3:38am

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 9:23am

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2023 @ 1:23pm

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2018 @ 6:43am

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2019 @ 4:22am

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 10:24am

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2019 @ 4:53am

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2022 @ 12:58am

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2018 @ 8:40am

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2022 @ 4:27am

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2018 @ 6:43am

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2019 @ 1:48am

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2018 @ 12:20pm

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2018 @ 10:13am

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2018 @ 8:20am

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2018 @ 12:08pm

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2019 @ 3:33am

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 9:31am

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2019 @ 12:44pm

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2018 @ 9:41am

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 11:21am

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 1:48pm

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2018 @ 8:39am

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2018 @ 5:43am

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2018 @ 12:08pm

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2019 @ 4:31am

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2019 @ 9:54am

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 3:14pm

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 8:58am

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.
Unlocked 19 Aug, 2023 @ 1:45pm

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2018 @ 10:15am

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2018 @ 6:24am

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 7:34pm

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2018 @ 3:02pm

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2018 @ 9:51am

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2018 @ 6:43am

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2018 @ 10:12am

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2019 @ 3:58am

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 5:48pm

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 3:22pm

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2018 @ 9:14am

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2019 @ 11:08am

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2022 @ 1:16am

There's always money in the banana stand

Found the secret bank exit on Monday.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 2:40pm

SCREW that game!

Found the hidden copy of POSTAL III and peed on it.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2019 @ 12:13pm

Found 'em faster than GWB

Discovered the hidden Taliban base.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 5:59pm

Gotta pay the Troll Toll

Found one of the hidden underground sewers.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2019 @ 3:45am

John Rambo'd!

Made a very long killing spree.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 9:00am

You are not alone

Observed an NPC going POSTAL!
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2018 @ 5:55am

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 9:31am

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.
Unlocked 2 May, 2020 @ 12:49pm

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 8:14pm

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 4:11am

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2023 @ 8:20am

Dick Message

Wasted no time with the Wise Wang.
Unlocked 2 May, 2020 @ 12:42pm

Ginger Mint

Killed Zack Ward.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 4:05am

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 9:01am

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.
Unlocked 2 May, 2020 @ 11:58pm

RAFIBOMB!!!

Kicked 10 people in the balls.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2019 @ 3:44am

I'm not even supposed to be here today!

Waited 13 real world years to see an in-game Easter egg. Thanks for sticking with us!
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2019 @ 10:54am



Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.
2 / 10

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.
5 / 30

You Snow Nothing John Blow

Peed on all of the snowmen in the Nuclear Winter zone.
+6

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