Análises recentes de Nikolai III

Okay. I still like this game despite a negative review. I think it's the best call of duty in a long time, but it still has a lot of issues. I've stopped playing it the past couple of weeks due to this. It's incredibly fun shooting people and stuff, as you can expect, but it suffers from so many bugs that they refuse to fix because "SHUT UP AND GIVE ME MONEY". I'm tired of this greedy company getting away with the same thing over and over again.

Automatic weapons are so bugged and janky they're unusable, in a call of duty game, but the store is fully operational because MONEY. There is virtually no mods, and holy christ no ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ maps. I feel like you play on the same 5 maps OVER AND OVER AND OVER AGAIN. It's ridiculous. What happened to releasing with like 15-20 maps activision?

Operators all look incredibly stupid and slow in the brain. Like what were they thinking creating these designs. No joke I leave the game every time I die to someone using the Luna skin, and it's the biggest reason I've stopped playing. This game is literally just Fortnite at this point with all the goofy ass cosmetics running around. Expect the anime skins and tracer bundles to start releasing in about a month because of MONEY. Hell even the title cards for when you're selecting a gamemode in MP looks like Fortnite.

Warzone is A+

DMZ is garbage. Nothing to do. Wanna be relaxed escape from tarkov. You can't store anything in your "stash" besides guns. What a joke. Nothing to do in game either, literally just run around and kill braindead AI who also have god aim and do 50x more damage. Did i mention it's a buggy mess too? Can't go one game without clipping through the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ floor in a vehicle, hard crashing, or shooting someone and nothing registering at point blank range with my gun up some dude's rectum and to the left. Tired of it.

EDIT: This review was made before the rebrand to the stupid call of duty hub and is from launch. It's even worse than this now.

Thomas is simply just better.

This game is as fun as tossing your nutsack into a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ meatgrinder.

Democrat simulator

the punks do be cyber

Best Modern Warfare

Amorgus

Had some amazing times with this. There was a man named xxxxlong_shibbity_schlong32 who I made great friends with. He was like a father to me. Then he left the game and Argo died soon after. xxxxlong_shibbity_schlong32, if you're out there, know I remember you...

This game is so terrible I was so ashamed of owning it I removed it from my library. If this wasn't a gift I would've refunded it immediately. If you want a real tactical shooter that doesn't have the worst AI imaginable buy Ready or Not.

Admiral: You make a sweet sound with that.

Artyom: Where I come from, time is the only thing in abundance. So I practice.

Admiral: You miss it? Your home?

Artyom:….A few faces, here and there. But they are gone now. All that I care for in this world is aboard that train.

Admiral: Must be frightening, to carry all that you care about in such a rickety thing, across so many dangerous leagues. Where are you headed?

Artyom: East.

Admiral: And what do you hope to find there?

Artyom: Someplace innocent.

Admiral: If such a place exists, it is too good for men. Stay here. In this valley. We can make a place for you.

Artyom: There is no place for me anywhere. The war lives in here (taps head). I take it with me wherever I go. She is the only one who helps me forget. And when I can’t forget, she is the only one who understands. So I go where she goes. And she is going east.