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nice baps

what of it?

titties

lol thanks

So I grabbed the can of paint thinner and in one swift motion clocked Jeb in the head with it. He started freaking out even more, and at this point I could see that the object he was writhing with in the tub was a saxophone. He seemed to be bleeding all over his head but it was hard to tell because of the ♥♥♥♥ smeared everywhere, coming out onto the floor. The lightbulb was covered in either nail polish or blood.
I backed out of the room and grabbed a jug of urine, and threw it at the fire. Remembering I should probably uncap the jug before using it to extinguish flames, I grabbed another one and actually poured it out. By this time Jeb was trying to get out of the bath tub, so I stomped at him with my boot, closed the bathroom door, and jammed the ♥♥♥♥ out of there after one final check for any hostages in the bedroom.

I stomped into the bathroom and was immediately PHYSICALLY STRUCK by the most powerful odor I have ever, ever encountered. My nose was pretty vixed up, but somehow, my eyeballs felt like they could smell the odor. I swung my wrench before I really looked to see what was going on and totaled what was left of the sink. In the corner of the bath tub I saw Jed writhing around with a golden metallic object in the **** lasagna. He was freaking out and screaming. The other thing I noticed was the fire. In the remains of the toilet tank was a bunch of flaming papers, right next to a can of paint thinner. I figured that Jeb threw in the thinner thinking it would burst into flames, but he neglected to uncap the thing.

lol

what?

Rofl

I would make a good batman, srsly what u guys think?

cool story bro (y)

I glanced at the wall, half-expecting him to burst through and over me a fruity beverage. I was extremely turned-off. She could tell, too. As she sat up to see what was wrong, she twisted her body in such a way that Diet Coke shot out of her vagina and all over my face, chest, and groin. And it was at that sticky, low-calorie moment that my parents chose to pull into the driveway.

She rips out the bottle, opens it, and begins filling her vagina with Diet Coke. I swear, she nearly empties the volume into her vagina. I had seriously underestimated this vagina's liquid retention volume.
Girl: YOU LIKE DIET COKE?!?!?!? OH YEAH OH YEAH DRINK IT FROM ME! I was noticebly freaked me, but I did want to get off, and I didn't want my first load-blow to be into 18.7 fluid ounces of a 0-calorie beverage. I began to go down on her, until she said the exact wrong thing.
Girl: OH YEAH, DRINK IT FROM ME! I'M THE KOOL-AID MAN! OH YEAH! OH YEAH! I don't know how she did it with 16-year-old voice, but she sounded exactly like the Kool-Aid man from the commercials.

9th grade: My first sexual experience that actually involved nudity. While we're fondling each other, she asks me if I like Diet Coke.
Me: It's allright. Girl: Well, I LOVE it. How 'bout you go get me a bottle of it? I go downstairs and grab a 20 ounce bottle from the fridge. When I return, she says it's too cold.
Girl: How 'bout warming it up...by rubbing it on my tits? So I began to rub her vigorously with the bottle. Soon enough, she asks me to shove it inside of her. She really enjoys it, and so do I because I KNOW that, with this girl, I'm definantly going to get off. That's when it gets crazy.

why, u jealouse coz u aint got tits like these

lol sry bb :( im ok, didnt get hurt :) hope 2 tak 2 u soon:)

that not good

i had 2 fite my mmo.........................shewas drunk,\.................


agen

People judge me thinking, hes strong, hes tough. But when you get to know me youl see that i am made of iron. Nothing phases me, im like a juggernaut heading down the streets of london. With one thought on my mind, to take care of the girls.

yeah, what of it?

probley for the best that they dont know where that ♥♥♥♥ came from, although i once had a similar experience. I was in the gym, working out obviosley and i met a guy that kept bragging about how hes gonna get killer abbs. He looked like a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ whiteknight with no sense of drive or determination. At first i ignored him but then he began telling me about his girlfriend and how he has multiple gang-bangs. So at this time i really wanted to punch this ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ face off, but instead i went to the bathroom with my protein shake. And peed in the flask, and then shook it up. While doing this i named this sollution a protein cocktail, when i returned to the gym i said to the whiteknight "take some of this fella, you will get a ripped body like mine" ofcourse he took it, and spent the rest of the day vommiting his insides out.

When I was 12, I thought it would be funny to sh!t into a Pringles can...so I did. The log nearly filled the entire can. Then I got the brilliant idea to fill the rest of the can with water and leave it out in my backyard. It was winter at the time so I imagined it would freeze as a cylinder of ice with a log of sh!t in the middle. The next night, my drunk older brother (who was 16) and his buddies came stumbling through the backyard. One of them saw the can and decided to kick it. Instead of freezing, the can had turned into a chilled tube of diarrhea. It sprayed all over the guy who kicked its foot and his buddy's Philly Eagles jacket. I laughed my ass off as they washed my sh!t off their shoes and coat. One of them had a mustache (at 16) so I didn't give a phuck. They knew it was sh!t, but they never knew its origins.

better that they better steam fry it and top it with salt

Will gladly do so. They better pepper their angus

https://steamhost.cn/steamcommunity_com/profiles/76561197996980560/allcomments go to page 5, read from bottom up to page 2 if you want to see some epic trolling. Some of the icons/names got changed tho, should've archieved that ♥♥♥♥.

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