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Mayo Monkey 7 Jul, 2023 @ 6:52am 
☪ You say Minecraft, I say Allah
☪ You say Team Fortress, I say Allah
☪ You say Epic, I say Allah
☪ You say Yolo, I say Allah
☪ You say Le, I say Allah
☪ 92% of teens have turned to western degeneracy. If you are part of the 8% that still upholds the path of Islam, copy and paste this message to 5 other threads. DON'T LET THE SPIRIT OF ISLAM DIE!!!!!!!
GraduateDan 26 Sep, 2022 @ 9:52pm 
lovecraft's cat name
TheGreatRash 23 Dec, 2021 @ 9:23pm 
Play games with me or freaking get off Steam you stinker!
Mayo Monkey 14 Dec, 2020 @ 1:18pm 
97% of teenagers would cry if they saw Justin Beiber on a tower about to jump. If you are one of the 3% sitting there with popcorn, Screaming "DO A BACKFLIP" then copy and paste this to all your contacts
TheGreatRash 16 Apr, 2020 @ 2:10pm 
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GraduateDan 28 Sep, 2019 @ 10:37pm 
Will you ignorant niqqas pleeease shut the heII up. And you don't want to be a niqqa, 'cause niqqas are living contradictions! Niqqas are full of unfulfilled ambitions! Niqqas wax and wane; niqqas love to complain! Niqqas love to hear themselves talk, but hate to explain! Niqqas love being another man's judge and jury! Niqqas procrastinate until it's time to worry! Niqqas love to be late, niqqas hate to hurry! Black Entertainment Television is the worst thing I've ever seen in my life! Usher, "Michael Jackson" is not a genre of music! And now I'd like to talk about Soul Plane. I've seen what's around the corner, I've seen what's over the horizon, and I promise you - you niqqas won't have nothing to celebrate. And no, I won't get there with you. I'm going to Canada
Taylo_2 4 Mar, 2019 @ 8:43am 
The 3-line rifle M1891 (Russian: трёхлинейная винтовка образца 1891 года, tryokhlineynaya vintovka obraztsa 1891 goda), colloquially known as Mosin–Nagant (Russian: винтовка Мосина, ISO 9: vintovka Mosina) is a five-shot, bolt-action, internal magazine–fed, military rifle developed from 1882 to 1891, and used by the armed forces of the Russian Empire, the Soviet Union and various other nations. It is one of the most mass-produced military bolt-action rifles in history with over 37 million units having been made since its inception in 1891, and, in spite of its age, it has been used in various conflicts around the world up to the modern day.
HolyHecc 14 Jul, 2018 @ 6:19pm 
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NewportVision 11 Jan, 2018 @ 7:20pm 
johnny is gay
Mayo Monkey 21 Sep, 2017 @ 7:50pm 
Honestly I find it funny more of the structural design of the show rather than the actual jokes. The writers are beyond amazing in their craft and I feel like a lot of the actual substance is very much overlooked. For instance, the Pickle Rick episode could be just seen as a guy turning himself into a pickle and looking really cool; but to me I see it as a metaphoric defining moment of him turning himself into a literal pickle to gain his own self interest to then become inevitably vulnerable in the hands of opponents he has no control of, very similar to his actions towards the family and embodies the fact no one can control him. Idk call me crazy and I'm a fan if you can tell but I don't watch it to pretend I understand all of the science gibberish or get deep into Rick's inconsequential nihilism, I find the writing and structure very original compared to shows like Family Guy or other cartoon shows with no emotional foundation
Mayo Monkey 19 Aug, 2017 @ 9:00pm 
Okay so I've always wondered what's wrong with me that I can never fit in with others and I did some research and asked my parents for their feedback and I believe I have a disorder called BPD which stands for "Borderline Personality Disorder" which basically affects my mood, personality and other such mental-related things. I'm sorry if I get emotional or unstable from time to time and I see that I can't even help myself even if I wanted to. I always hated myself for being different and I finally see why I'm different but BDP is only one of the multiple. They're all caused by past events in my life that have happened, be it school bullying, domestic violence, solitude or plain alienation
Mayo Monkey 30 Apr, 2017 @ 3:10pm 
after i attend my catholic mass i like to retreat back home and drink my walnut flavored coffee on my veranda when it is lip bittingly chilly with only my ascot and terrior puppy for warmth. afterwards i light some yankee apple cinnamon candles and take a warm bubble bath. no rubber duckies. only dove soap and biolage shampoo. when i prepare for bedtime, i put on my air dehumdifaire, essental oil diffuser, peppermint sinus medicine, aloe vera socks, and, also, i take my herbal supplements so my saliva can be extra tasty for my boyfriend.
NewportVision 2 Feb, 2017 @ 1:02pm 
sup
Mayo Monkey 11 Dec, 2016 @ 6:37am 
Over the past week there has been a problem with kids crossing the footbridge that goes over the highway near our house. The kids have been throwing water bombs onto the oncoming cars.
My wife was driving home last night at about 8:30 when she approached the bridge. She knew all about what has been going on and could see a group of kids on top. She knew exactly what they were going to do and she slowed down a bit and prepared for the water to hit the windscreen.
Instead a stone smashed through the glass and it's lucky there was nobody in the passenger seat or they would probably be dead. My wife stopped on the side of the road in distress. From the adrenaline she picked up the large 90lb rock and launched it 300 feet into the air kids killing them instantly. When the police officer told me that I realized my wife was actually 18 feet tall, made of fine timber with a large counterweight and weighed over 22 tons. I still love my wife even if she is a medieval Trebuchet.
Mayo Monkey 10 Aug, 2016 @ 6:16am 
hey leafy, im just dropping by here to remind you that i love your videos so much dude like wtf, because whenever i have thoughts of suicide which i get everyday since i never had a gf, i just binge watch your csgo commentary surfing roast videos and immediately dont wanna kill myself anymore, thanks once again sky williams for making great content, i love u <3
DoctorPopcorn 18 Jun, 2016 @ 12:52pm 
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Mayo Monkey 10 Apr, 2016 @ 8:05pm 
-rep scammed me and my two friends, i later contacted the police to find it was also this guy. as i walk down the hallways i hear his voice and i cant stop thinking we could have had it all. +rep for making my life better, but -rep for making my life complicated. maybe we could just call it a day and talk tomorrow? 706817437. call me later babe. by the way, have you talked to dad lately? he said he has been trying to contact u but he doesnt know how to talk. if only we could zoom back in time like we did when we were old. ok talk to you later, ill comment again next week. great talking to u XDD
Mayo Monkey 7 Apr, 2016 @ 3:45pm 
I sexually Identify as a wrist watch. I want you guys to call me Rolex from now on. I like people looking at me for short glimpses and attaching myself to human body parts while getting forgotten about. I also enjoy getting touched approximately twice a year for daylight savings time, makes me feel tuned up.
DoctorPopcorn 12 Feb, 2016 @ 9:55pm 
Thought your profile pic was a dude in a fursuit for a second.
Mayo Monkey 11 Feb, 2016 @ 4:43pm 
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Mayo Monkey 23 Jan, 2016 @ 9:22pm 
hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xx
Mayo Monkey 23 Nov, 2015 @ 9:24am 
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If you get back 5 you're beautiful. ..
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Mayo Monkey 19 Oct, 2015 @ 12:40pm 
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Timbo 9 Jun, 2014 @ 7:46pm 
My Skyrim is better than yourrrrss.
Hushpuppy 29 Apr, 2014 @ 5:59pm 
TOO FAST